((Greetings! While I work on Asian Quickies Too, I had an idea for that genderbend episode you guys have been begging me to write.
Not to mention I was rewatching "I Was Overwhelmed by Heroines" and thinking about how BADLY I wanna write a NyotaliaXHetalia dude harem fic, but instead of Estonia someone else. And it wouldn't be a dream. I dunno. Should I write it? Who should be the harem hero?
By the way, everybody: if you are a troper, I'm begging you to make Asian Quickies a page on the Fanworks page on TV Tropes. PLEEEEEZE IT IS MY DREAM.
Hetalia © Hidekaz Himaruya))
Hong Kong was sleeping soundly on a nice Saturday morning, his mind full of dreams of firecrackers and the occasional embarrassing memory. A panda plushie was in his arms as he kept snoozing.
That is, until China started screaming.
"WHAT...HOW...WHY...I...HOW COULD...AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHH!"
Hong Kong's eyes flipped open. Within two minutes he was in a robe and was coming down the hall to the bathroom. "What is it now, sensei?"
Korea's head popped out of his bedroom, sleepy-eyed. "Was that aniki?"
"Yup," said Hong Kong. Since China was opening up, he decided to do something Jackie Chan would do.
He backed up and kicked the door down. "Sensei!"
China was standing there, clad in a towel before apparently going into the shower. But...there was something a bit off. One, his hair seemed a bit longer and his eyes a bit bigger. And the fact he seemed structured a little bit differently.
"What are you doing?" Hong Kong asked flatly.
"Naked aniki..." drooled Korea.
"Snap out of it, Soo. Why were you screaming, sensei?"
"Nothing! Just saw a spider, aru," China replied innocently. His voice sounded different. It was a lot higher and less husky.
"You're a bad liar, ya know?" Hong Kong said, his mouth twitching. "One, if you saw a spider, you could kung-fu stomp it into obilivion. Two, your voice sounds like you had a bit of helium. What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing, aru!" China protested. "Now could you get out of here, aru?"
Hong Kong raised a bushy eyebrow. Then, he broke into a grin and started snickering.
"What...?" China asked. "What's going on, aru?"
Hong Kong couldn't help it. He burst out laughing and fell over onto the floor, rolling.
"Quick, aniki!" Korea said hastily, "Restrain him! Hong Kong's gone crazy!"
"Uh..."
Hong Kong sat up again and put a hand on China's shoulder. "Korea...meet Mrs. China."
Korea's head tilted. "Uh...isn't aniki a guy? Despite popular opinion?"
"No," said Hong Kong, "Our sensei...big brother...has now become...our big SISTER."
Korea looked dumbfounded a second, before realization set in and he was floored laughing.
"Quit laughing, aru!" China yelled. "I know I'm now a girl, aru! Honestly, after convincing everybody that I'm NOT I would know, aru! But how, aru...?"
"I know exactly how," said Hong Kong without a moment's hesitation.
"How?"
"His name starts with E and he's a doofus."
China's eyes became the size of tennis balls.
"EEEEEEEENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!"
Hetalia!
China did not hesitate to murder the door when they got to England's house, golden dragon eyes on full power. If anything, China was ready to use some good kung-fu on the Opium jerk before rampaging. "GET OUT HERE, YOU OPIUM IDIOT, AHEN!"
"He's in there," Hong Kong said bluntly, pointing to the kitchen door. China went over to it and kicked it down, revealing a cowering England.
"I knew this would happen," England mumbled to himself as the seething Chinese woman approached.
"What...have...you...done...to...me...ahen?!" China snarled.
"Simple transformation spell," said England, sweatdropping. "It wasn't quite directed at you, though...it was directed at that git France. I must have messed up."
"Simple spell?! Messed up?!" China repeated incredulously, gold eyes not fading.
"Like, that's what you said when you gave sensei the dragon powers by accident," said Hong Kong, not noticing the glare he was getting from England.
"Exactly, aru!" China yelled. "Now do something about it, ahen! I can't go around as a girl, ahen! That's weird, ahen! Besides, don't you know how people joke about me?! I'll be the laughing stock of the world, ahen!"
"As if you already weren't," said Hong Kong, smirking.
"Shuddup, aru!" China turned to England. "And what about Monday, ahen?! We have a world conference that day, ahen!"
"If I work hard I'll probably get you back to normal tomorrow," said England. "Just be patient for once, China."
"Whatever, ahen," said China dismissively. "Just get it done." He gave England one more dragon-eyed glare before leaving, Hong Kong following with a smirk on his face.
((What have I done. What.
Anyhow, expansion on that China headcanon! China's ability to become a dragon was the product of an incident from ol' Iggy. He's STILL figuring out how to reverse it. ^_^" (God I hope that headcanon was not too weird...)
Stay tuned for next episode! ^_^))
