Shoushin: MUWAHAHA!! I'm drinking coffee and I have a dog whistle!!
Hoshi-Ryuu: -sighs- I'm sorry... she's very hyper right now.. and I'm tired... -yawns-
Shoushin wrote in italics
Hoshi-Ryuu wrote in normal text
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Lust has had crack filled coffee and she is now insane, " Wrathy-kun!! Where are you!!" She looks around for him.
Wrath walks around the mansion and is soon spotted by Lust.
"Wrathy-kun!!" she huggles him.
Wrath looks at her, "You okay Lust?"
"Yes! Why do you ask?" Lust is still huggling him and she is still insane.
"You're..huggling..me.."
"So?" Lust would not let him go.
"YOU'RE SCARING ME!"
"Aw.." she pinches his cheek, "I'm scaring poor wittle Wrathy-kun!" she hugged him tighter.
"YES!"
Kagura suddenly appeared out of nowhere, scaring Wrath, "OMG! Hi!" sadly for Wrath... Kagura also had crack filled coffee.
Wrath looked at them. "HELP ME!"
Both Kagura and Lust are hugging Wrath now.
Sesshomaru suddenly appears.
Kagura sees him, she starts to huggle him, " Sesshy-kun!"
Rin appears. "Sesshy-sama!"
Kagura sees Rin, picks her up, hugging her, "Rin-chan!!"
"Kagura-chan!!"
Lust is still hugging Wrath, who is now probably having a freaking seizer by now.
"HELP ME.."
Inuyasha walks by, and he's attacked by both Kagura and Lust, " Inuyasha!!"
Inuyasha tries to pry them off of him, "OMG! These two are insane!!"
Kagome comes up. "HEY!"
" Kagome-chan!" both Kagura and Lust start hugging her.
Inuyasha hides, "Someone tell me why those two are suddenly hugging anything that moves?"
Wrath looks at him, "I dont' know.."
Envy walks in with two empty cups, "Okay... who drank mine and Ed's crack filled coffee?" now he's being hugged by Kagura and Lust. " Gah!! Help!! Get them off!!" Envy was trying to run away from them.
Wrath tried to help but started to run with Envy. "DO SOMETHING!!"
Envy and Wrath were being chased by Kagura and Lust, "I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!! THEY MUST HAVE DRANK THE CRACK FILLED COFFEE!!"
"WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE CRACK FILLED COFFEE?!"
"I HAVE TO DRINK IT TO BE INSANE ALL DAY?!" they were both tackled to the ground, Kagura was hugging Wrath, and Lust was hugging Envy.
"NOOOO!" yelled Wrath
" It burns!!" Envy said squirming to get away, but it wasn't working.
Greed walked by, "HAHA!"
Lust and Kagura started to hug Greed now. Envy and Wrath got up, "We're saved!!" Envy yelled jumping around happily.
"RUN!" yelled Wrath
Envy and Wrath ran away, but before they left, Kagura and Lust go back to normal, they both glare at Greed and smacked him across the face. "You fucking pervert!" they both yelled at him.
-A Couple Hours Later-
Rin looks at Kagura. "Kagura-chan, where's Sesshy-sama?"
Kagura walked over to Rin, " I don't know Rin, I thought he was just here..."
Sesshomaru was trying to leave
Kagura yelled to him " Where do you think you're going?" she suddenly takes out a dog whistle and blows on it.
He screamed in pain. 'I dont hear anything." said Rin
Inuyasha fell from his hiding place, holding his ears, " The pain!!"
Kagura stopped blowing on it, "That's because dogs can only hear this whistle." she starts blowing on it again.
"Let me try!"
Kagura stopped and handed it over to Rin, " Go ahead..."
Rin started to blow it, and it was twice as loud.
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were on the ground whining and howling in pain.
Lust walked by and stopped," What's up with them?"
Kagura pointed at the dog whistle, "Dog whistle"
" Oh... that must really hurt..."
"It does!!" Inuyasha yelled.
"STOP IT NOW!" yelled Sesshomaru
"Hey Rin... could you stop blowing on it for a second?" Kagura asked looking at her.
Rin nodded and stopped.
"Are you two going to be good?" Kagura asked smirking.
Sesshomaru tried to get to the door. "LETS GO!"
Rin suddenly blew it again.
Sesshomaru and Inuyasha howl in pain again, holding onto their ears.
"Stop it Rin!!" Inuyasha yelled
Rin looked at Kagura, wondering if she should stop.
Kagura nodded.
Rin sighed, she stopped.
"Now... Are you two going to be good?" Kagura asked again.
"NO!" said Sesshomaru
Kagura smirked, " Go ahead, Rin."
Rin nodded and blew it.
"YOU WENCH, STOP LISTENING TO HER!" yelled Inuyasha to Rin.
Kagura sighed, "Dogs... they never learn..."
Lust sat down and watched the show.
Koga suddenly walks in and he falls over in pain, "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE??"
Raiku covers her ears. "TURN IT OFF!"
"Rin.. don't you think they had enough torture?" Kagura asked.
Rin nodded."Yea."
"Now you all better be good or Rin will blow the whistle again..."
Lust sighed, "It's over? Darn... I liked the torture.."
"So did I." said Sloth.
Lust looks over at Sloth, "When did you get here?"
"A minute ago."
" I didn't notice that you were there... where were you anyway?"
"Around."
"What is that suppossed to mean?"
"Ive been here and there."
"Were you with Hoenhiem again?"
Sloth blushed. "Hoenheim? No.."
"Yeah right..." Lust smirked, "Wrath! Sloth wants to tell you some good news!"
Wrath looked over, "What?"
"She wanted to tell you that you have a Dad now..."
"Huh?" "NO I DIDN'T"! yelled Sloth
"Yeah... your new dad is actually the father of Ed, Al, and Envy... "
"EW!" he yelled.
"Now you have three brothers and a new father... right Sloth?" Lust looks over at her.
"NO!" yells Sloth. "I didnt see Hoenheim!"
"If you didn't..." Lust takes out some pictures of Sloth with Hoenheim, " then what are these?"
Sloth takes them. "WHERE DID YOU GET THESE?"
"Wouldn't you like to know..." Lust said with an evil smirk on her face.
"Yes, I would!"
"I'm not telling you..." Lust takes the pictures back and she gives them to Wrath, "See that's your new dad..." she points to Hoenheim.
Wrath covered his eyes. "IT BURNS!"
Lust showed him another picture, that was mainly to inappropiate for someone of his age.
Wrath screamed. "GET IT AWAY!"
Lust laughs, "See? You even scare Wrath with the things you do..." She gave that one picture to Sloth.
Sloth hugged Wrath, "Its okay.."
"Wrath, I wouldn't get too close to her, you might get what ever was on that man." Lust patted Wrath's head.
Wrath ran to Lust. "Its scary!"
Lust looked at him, " I know..." she patted his head again.
"Wrath, don't listen to Lust.." said Sloth. "GET AWAY!" Wrath yelled.
Lust smirked again, "Wrath, what Sloth and Hoenheim did is how babies are born... did you know that?"
"N-No.." he looked as if he were five.
"Where do they come from?" Wrath asked.
Lust puts her hand on her lower stomach, "They come from right here Wrath..."
"How so?" he asked, he looked so cute and innocent
"When a man and a woman love each other enough, they have sex and then after nine months, the baby comes out."
"I'm still lost.."
"What part are you lost on?"
'Why do they wait nine months?"
" The baby has to develop in the mother's stomach, and it takes nine months for it to fully develop."
By this time... Sloth is shocked how Lust will not say it lightly.
"Why does it have to develop?"
"So it can have arms, legs, and other body parts..."
"Oh..okay..but..how do they make the baby?"
"I already told you.. they have sex..."
"Whats sex?"
"Why don't you find out on the internet..." Lust said pointing upstairs.
He looks and finds a pic. "EW!"
Lust laughed and yelled to him from downstairs, "I never said you were going to like what you'd find!"
He ran down and looked at Lust. "I don't like Sloth anymore..she scared me.."
Lust pats his head, "It's okay... but sadly for you... you'll do the same thing when you're older..."
"NO I WON'T!! IT'S DISGUSTING!"
"It maybe disgusting to you right now... but believe me... you will do it when the time comes..."
"No i wont!"
Lust sighed, "You know... she's done it with him more than once... and you've hugged her afterwards..."
"EW!" he screamed.
"I've even done it..."
"Ahhhh!" he yelled and ran to Envy. 'Help me.." he said crying.
" Envy's probably done it too... possibly with a guy!!" Lust yelled from the other room.
Wrath screamed.
Envy walked into the other room, " Lust what did you tell Wrath?"
Lust smirked, " I just told him everything about how babies are made... that's all... he should get over it...eventually."
Wrath lied on the floor, he was scared. "..."
"Wrath... you know that's how you were born right?"
"I'm...scared.."
Lust got up, she walked over to Wrath, she ruffled his hair, "You'll be fine after a while... you just have to let all this new information sink in..."
"I..ew.."
Lust sighed, "If you had some oreos... would you be alright then?"
"O-R-E-Os?"
"Yes..." Lust went into the kitchen and came back out with Oreos, she gives Wrath the bag. " Are you going to be okay now?"
"My oreos!"
"Yep... you're going to be just fine..." Lust sighed and left the room.
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Shoushin: OMG!! End of First Chappy!! YEAH!!
Hoshi-Ryuu: -falls asleep- ZzZzZz
Shoushin: OMG! Review!! PLEASE!!!
