Disclaimer: I don't own Gilmore Girls or Milo (rather depressing isn't it)

Paring: Lit

Rating: PG

Summary: Jess and Rory have never met before. What happens when they meet for the first time at Luke and lorelai's wedding...... in a duck pond?

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Pilot

JESS' POV

RINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG goes the death call of the telephone, waking me up from my long and deep slumber.
Trying to ignore the constant shriek of the phone, I pull my pillow down hard over my ears.

No such luck. The phone has now been ringing for quite an alarming time, which either means that it's my mother staging another drunken prank call, or it's Luke.

I crawl across the floor, over old newspapers and pizza boxes, and I pick up the goddamn thing.

"WHAT?" I half yell half wail into the receiver.

"Jess? Jess is that you?" I hear as the reply. I recognise that voice. It's Good 'ol Uncle Luke's.

"Why the hell are you calling me at six in the morning Uncle Luke?"

"Oh, sorry did I wake you?" is his annoying and sarcastic reply. I mean, honestly, what type of pathetic, miserable old moron actually gets up at SIX in the morning?

"I've been awake for hours!" he shoots back.

Humph. Apparently Luke fits into that pathetic, miserable and old moron category. That's always nice to know.

"so Luke, why the hell are you actually calling me?"

"Well........." he draws it out, as in to emphasise what ever he's about to say next........... "Lorelai and I are getting married!!"

"MARRIED? TO THAT CRAZY WOMAN?"

"Hey Jess, she isn't crazy, she's just...... Unique."

I'm about to say something else rude, but shut my trap just in time. I mean, sure its Luke and all, but he just seems so happy. But then again, I don't completely want to shove my bad buy reputation down the drain, so add in "Jeus man, do you realise that if you two have kids together, the poor retards will be stuck being coffee addicted, flannel shirt wearers for the rest of their lives?? That's gonna be really hard on a kid man."

"Ha ha ha." He says, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "So anyway Jess, I'm not just calling you to tell you that 'I'm getting married..."

Oh god help me

".... I'm also calling to ask you if you'll be my best man!?"

BEST MAN?????? What the hell is he thinking? I mean honestly, ME!!! That's just not natural. But then again I have never heard Luke so happy or excited about anything before in his entire life, so grudgingly answer

"Sure Luke, I'll be your best man."

"REALLY? Wow, thanks so muck jess. This really means a lot to lorelai and me"

"Yeah, yeah, don't mention it."

'Hey, jess thank you so much again. I'm sorry to have woken you so early. Actually, on second thoughts, I'm not, but oh well. I'd better get back to the diner now, so ill talk to you soon?"

"Yeah sure, talk to you soon"

W both hang p the phone, and I sit back and rest my head against the couch. What the hell was I thinking? Ill have to go to stars Hollow! That's like hell except it sells donuts!

I let out a heavy groan before pulling myself up to a standing position and crossing the room before slumping back into bed. I'm gonna need all the rest I can get before I go to stars hollow.

END OF PILOT

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