hello everyone this is my first shitty fanfic hope you hate it ... Ps need a beta I have stupid grammar and such ... :/ hey cut me some slack
A 6 year old Naruto Uzumaki the most hated yet coolest kid in the village was walking down a street to the edge of the villiage
Naruto appearance is basically a shitty. Orange jumpsuit while he is carrying a wooden sword and wooden shield
" I'm so gonna try and destroy everyone" said a annoyed Naruto while swinging his sword around
Naruto Pov
'Stupid people hating me .. The coolest child ever to grace the lands'. I thought while running towards the woods outside of Konoha
as i was running toward the edge of the village I pushed a random bastard who stood in my way " muahahahahahahahaha you never stand in my way cause I'm a ninja swordsman guy you stupid Person"Said a Still running Naruto
'Ahh I remember when I found these stupid wooden sword and wooden shield good times'
FLASH BACK BITCH BOOYEH
Two weeks ago
I was in a alley after the daily beating of a life time laying there staring blankly at the sky I just got up and walked to the coolest place I found the training ground with a cool crystal looking stone
"Hey kid back for more?" Said a shadow
"The fuck are you!" Said a scared and now pissed Naruto while pointing at the shadow .. In the tree did i forgot to mention its morning
"I'm ninja .. Moron" said the revealed shadow he has grey silver hair that defies gravity and a Anbu outfit that takes 'care of me' with a inu mask
Kakashi pov
'This is the fourth time he came here ...just to look at the stupid crystal ' I thought "so Naruto want a sword to kill people" I said just to see his reaction
"Oh boy fuck yeah I'm gonna be a mother fucking ninja sword guy " said the excited little bastard
" LOL no it's mine" while I just chucked it somewhere
"Fetch bitch"
Naruto pov
"The fuck man not cool man not cool" I shouted while Running into the forest
Flash back end
Naruto pov
That day I did not found it .. I just found the shit wood sword .. And I just stole a big ass bowl for a shield
' now that I think about it .. Fuck this shield' I chucked the shitty shield towards sasuke who was training and bloody bolted when I saw his active sharingan glare " I'm sorry don't kill me!" I sprinted toward the awesome ramen shop " I want 20 bowls of ramen you bastard oh hey ayame" I said
" Naruto-Kun why haven't you came to visit !" Ayame shouted
"I was busy alright see this " I swing the sword accidentally hit a child sitting next to me "the fuck you fucking ass wipe" said the unknown kid who have a very expensive looking civilian clothes on with his black hair in a stupid looking fringe
deuce pov
'Can't believe this stupid child swinging random swords '
" say your sorry" I said having regain my composure
" fuck you " he said plainly
' the fuck does he not know i wrote the famous manga book called menma tail ...' (Look I couldn't think so stfu)
" look kid -"I started to say
" I'm a child not a kid .. And your a child too .." Said the idiot
" fuck you fuck you and fuck you "I said leaving to go to the unknown islands outside of elemental nations
'Plus I heard they have mages or something .. That gives me a idea '
Naruto pov
' the fuck is wrong with children these days' I thought " we'll see each other later going home fuck this shit "
I said while sprinting towards my stupid old apartment
Couple minutes later in naruto apartment
"SHUT THE FUCK OLD MAN!" I screamed while closing the door
" argh darn kids" said a fragile old man while reading menma tail cause his cool like that
With Naruto
I went to my bed and pass out then I woke in a sewer
" THAT FUCKING OLD MAN DID THIS I FUCKING KNOW IT " screamed. A red slit eyes Naruto
Well what do you think ps I need a beta to help this stupid child to fix all the mistakes to make it more cool
