Ron stood back, and shook his head. "This's a joke, right?" Hermione giggled. "No, This is my sister Hera, and that's Hanah. I believe you met Hera." They heard her whisper, "Flirtatious little-" Ron held her mouth. She bit the inside of his hand. "Ow. Little. I'll get you for that." He chased her around the house, and got upstairs. She ran into her room, and fell back onto the bed. He got down with her, and tickled her. She screamed, and he heard a ladder go up against the house, and a boy climbed up it. "Hera?" he asked. "Nope." "Hannie?" "Nope. I'll give you one more try though." "Hermie." He ran up to her. Actually, down to her, and looked at Ron. "Hi. I'm Lucoisertass. She just calls me Lewis." "Ronald. She calls me Ron." They shook hands, and Hermione looked at the floor, waiting to be lifted up. Ron helped her up, and Lewis left. They went back downstairs. She was holding her skirt, and her sisters looked up at her. Harry was at the bottom of the steps, and she ran to him. She threw her arms around him, and he swung her around. 'What am I doing?' he asked himself. 'I don't like her.' Her dad looked at them, and she let go. They all went up to her room, and she looked at her feet. "So, what did you guys do?" she asked the two boys. "What do you mean?" Ron asked her. "You've never acted so nicely towards me. You ran away from home, huh?" "No, I didn't anyway," Ron said. "I kinda did," Harry said. "We must call your faimly." She lifted the phone to her face. She dialed the number, and a mean man answered. "Hello!!!???" "Hi. This is Hermione Granger. I am an alien. I have taken Harry to my planet, and you'll never see him again. Ok?" She hung up, and looked at them. "There. That should shut them up for a while." They laughed at her. She laughed at herself, as well. "I'm just so cute. Everyone loves me." She smiled to herself. "Well, they do." She walked downstairs, and sat at the airplane dodger her dad was making. She looked at the floor, and saw her mom come in, and kiss her head. "What is it?" she asked her. "I hate myself." "Why Hermieonie?" she said, making fun of her name. "I'm in a transparent colomn, like meg." "Hun, you are not. You are very- un-transparent." "That isn't a word mommy." She hugged her mother anyhow, and got up. Harry and Ron were sitting by the phone. She picked up the phone. "Hi, Mr. Dursley? This is Hermione, you remember me do you? That wasn't me, twas my sister. Me? Oh, I'm his... His- girlfriend, yup that's what I am." He hung up. "He hung up on me. Oh well. That's ok. It was Dudley." They went out, and went to the movies. Harry did not want to, so he went to the pool with Hera. They were sitting, watching, "Scream." She got scared, and hid her face in Ron's chest. He gulped. She was very scared, and decided to keep her head there untill the movie ended. They got up, and she looked red, and had sweat all over her face. "I'm sorry Ron, but I was so not up to scarieness today." "We could've seen..." he looked up and gulpped. " 'Clueless.' " She looked up at him and giggled. "You didn't want to see that, and you know it." He smiled at her, and took her hand. She quickly pulled it away. "Hungry?" she asked. "No," he said, taking her hand. "I'm not." She ran ahead. They landed at the pool. She jumpped into the pool, and called for him to come in.. He looked at her angrily. "NO! It's too cold." She jumpped out, and climbed onto his shoulders. He fell in, and dropped her. For a second, their lips met, but she quickly got up. Harry and Hera were laughing their little heads off, and fell in as well. Hermione felt her heart stop. She didn't think anymore, and looked at the boys playing in the water. She bit her lips, and joined in on the fun. The boys splashed her, and she choaked. She got out of the water, and ran home, not knowing how, or more importantly, Why?
