"I don't understand why we have to celebrate Easter!" Nanami wailed. "It's such a childish holiday, and the Easter Bunny doesn't even—"

"Shut it!" Juri ordered, slapping Nanami.

"The Easter Bunny doesn't what?" Miki said, clicked his stopwatch worriedly.

"Nothing," said Juri.

"Of course the Easter Bunny doesn't exist," Tsuwabuki said, drawing himself up proudly. "I'm an adult now."

"He what?" Miki's eyes started watering. "But, but, the sunlit garden... and the Cowbury Creme Eggs… and, and, and—"

"See what you did?" Juri said angrily.

"Guys," Touga sang, hopping in. "Who's ready for the egg hunt?" He bounced over to Miki. "For you!" He placed a bunny ear headband and Miki blushed red through his tears.

"If candy is not taken out of the Easter Egg, it will rot without being eaten!" He announced, putting another pair of rabbit ears on Nanami. Touga approached Juri with yet another set, but slowly backed away when she gave him an icy glare. He looked over at Saionji, who was inexplicably moping in the corner, and put them on him happily.

"Why the hell are you Easter-ing the Student Council Room?" Juri demanded. Miki started crying harder.

"Happy Easter everyone!" Utena said, walking in with ChuChu on her shoulder and Anthy at her side. "Has the Easter Bunny come yet? And why is Miki crying?"

"I'm so sorry, Miss Utena," Miki sobbed, "but the other members of the Student Council have informed me that the Easter Bunny isn't real." He continued crying.

"Wha? No… This can't be true? Can it, Himemiya? Her eyes filled with tears. "I can't believe it! I won't believe it! After Prince Licky-Lick, the Easter Bunny was my favorite! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Utena lapsed into Nanami-like moans.

"I knew deciding to celebrate Western holidays wasn't a good idea," Saionji grumbled from the corner.