Disclaimer:I don't own anything,but the idea for the fics I write.

Cottoncandy4306:I got this idea after reading one fic,similar to this,only about the X-Men.I also plan on doing one for the Acolytes soon.

Things To Never Do At The Brotherhood

This rule sheet is for your safety.Breaking them or ignoring them can,may,and of no doubt will have various results and punishments.This sheet goes for everyone.No exceptions,lawsuits,etc.You've been warned.

1)Don't move anyone's things.

Kurt:I'll put it all back.

Toad:Oops.That would've been the perfect pranks.

2)Angering someone for the fun of it isn't good.Mostly for your health.

Scott:I live to anger Alvers.Now what?Oh wait,I still have Jean.

Kurt:Just wait,Toad's going to try somehting.

Toad:You got that right blue boy.

Kurt:See.

3)The theme songs are getting annoying.

Pietro:Promiscious girl,where ever you are.I'm all alone and it's you that I want.

Tabitha:Promisous boy,you already know,that I'm all yours.What you waiting for. (1)

Wanda:I'd like to dedicate this to my father and brother.

Pietro:That's nice.wait.

Wanda:I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!

Lance:All this time,I can't belive I couldn't see.Kept in the dark,but you were never part of me. (2)

4)Don't eat Blob's food...ever

Lance:Really,don't.

Toad:You don't wanna know what happens,yo.

5)Pietro's already hyper and annoying,don't give him sugar.

Pietro:I am not hyper or annoying.

Wanda:Yes,you are.

Lance:Admit it.

Evan:Ha ha.You got told.

Pietro:Shut-up.

6)Don't cut Lance's mullet...even if he needs it.

Lance:Hey!

Kitty:The mullet is,like so,going down. The sound of a razor is heard.

Pietro:I tried once.Not good.Don't do it.Don't do it.

7)Lance's Jeep is the one he loves more than his mullet,possibily even more than Kitty,so don't touch it.

Kitty:You put a car,and your mullet before me.Not only is the mullet going down,but so is the jeep. She then got a twitch in her eye,followed by grabbing a razor and phasing through the Jeep.

Lance:Gulp.

Pietro:He's not getting any tonight.

Scott,Jean,Rogue,Kitty:Or any other night.

8)Harming Toad is completely allowed.

Toad:I resent that,yo.

9)Causing earthquake's to impress Kitty isn't a good use of your powers.

Lance:Why do I personally have a rule?

10)The rock puns must stop,now would be nice.

Lance:What idiot makes rock puns?

Everyone:YOU!

Lance:I do not.

Kitty:What,you never noticed?

Lance:Do I?

Kitty:I wasn't going to say anything,but...


(1)Tabitha and Pietro aren't singing to or with each other.

(2)The song Lance is singing is Bring Me To Life by Evanescence.You'll understand this in my other story,Untitled For Now,but it won't be for a while.Still read it though,its going to get a title real soon.I wanted to wait before I gave it one.

Songs:Promiscious-Nelly Furtado ft Timbaland,Kelis-I Hate You (I actually hate this song,but it fits...sort of),Bring Me To Life-Evanescence.

Okay love it,hate it.Tell me.Please don't be too harsh if you don't like it.Just say you don't like it.You can send in rules.For the record I don't do character bashing,but I do sometimes torture a few characters I like.