The Ray Chronicles
Chapter uno
On the day of 6/9/2069 on 6:90 am and pm, Ray got attacked by a giant beaver and then a Kardashian came and ruined Ray's dreams by informing him that James Harden was dating a Kardashian and then Ray flew on a flying squirrel to Stalin's grave where he found the Great Arch of Communism and defeated the dragon from Squash the dragon.
Chapter cumo
Ray flew back home to Chinatown in North Korea on his pet potato Mr. Potate and found out that his neighbor Juan Cena was dead so he investigated the killer and found out Allison Mohamham was the killer so Ray used his flying squash melon and executed Ali by signing him to Rick Ross's record label Pulled Pork Records before he went out on a mission to defeat the great Beaver of Ho Chi Min City and finally defeated Cucumber the beaver before he passed out.
Chapter Sumo
Ray flew back to the United Provinces of Squash and decided to go to Squash City and then was attacked by a group of Canadians who tried to shove a sausage down his throat but he stopped them by intoxicating them with maple syrup and hockey highlights and then he ran down the street but then he was attacked by Watermelon the platypus and tried to fend him off but Watermelon tried to swallow him before he summoned his math skills and blew up Watermelon's brain before accidentally going through a portal to America where he entered a classroom at Montana College of the Nonliberal Arts Tech Community College before running away while eating a mushroom.
Chapter Pumo
Suddenly Ray ran into Squash the dragon who now came with his brother Butternut Squash the flying clover who tried to turn Ray into a Irishman but Ray escaped his wrath and slayed both creatures by taking away their main food source which was iguanas by taking the all the iguanas in the world to his secret hideout in Javale Mcgee's head where he had all the space he needed.
Chapter Chumo
Ray went to Djibouti where he went and bought some pulled pork and then he went to Communoland in North Porkrea where he was attacked by a wild Sim Bhullar who tried to sit on him but Ray fended Bhullar off him before he was blindsided by a wild bean before getting some pots and pans and defeating the bean.
