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Satisfying the Addiction
The softness of her skin was invaded by the small Goosebumps that crawled up her arm. The hand that moved ahead of them was slow and warm, seemingly to just summon them from the touch. A barely audible whimper came about, the woman lying on her back arched into the touch. Her red eyes closed slowly and her mouth opened just enough to let out a small gasp and a puff of air to quickly draw in.
Above her, the raven-haired beauty slowly bent down to her exposed stomach, her hot breath felt like liquid heat against her stomach. She arched her back towards the sensual lips, but the green eyed girl pulled back slightly, grinning in her control of the situation.
"Natsuki…" A breathless voice rang out. "Ikezu…" She was hardly able to speak; her deep sexual haze caused her to override any of her normal functions.
Natsuki bent down again this time swiping her tongue in the naval of her hostage. Her lips lifted into a quirky grin when another gasp came forth from the lips above. Natsuki's tongue left its wet trail while she let it follow the somewhat sticky path to the middle of the collar bone. She moaned in her own pleasure, tasting the white substance that she had cleaned up off the woman. She sat up and closed her eyes, savoring in the mixture of both her favorite flavors.
The cobalt-blue haired girl stared at the vision in front of her. She started to drool at the sight, much like the first time she saw it, moments before she sprang into action earlier that evening. There was her lover, Fujino Shizuru, in the most submissive pose Natsuki was sure the Fuuka Academy ex-Kaichou would never be in, covered in what the dusky haired woman swore she would never touch in her life again. Natsuki's beloved mayonnaise. Well Shizuru wasn't exactly covered in the stuff. Just that small trail she had just cleaned up and a little on her breasts, her nicely sized, round, firm, squeezable and succ-
Natsuki shot up in bed. Her face horror stricken, her body perspiring much more out of a feeling she did not want to acknowledge than from fear, and she swallowed in air like she hadn't been breathing for minutes. She shoved her hands roughly to her face, rubbing irritably at her eyes, trying in vain to distort the image her mind projected. Finally catching her breath she threw her head back and screamed,
"Nooooooooooooooooo!!!"
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Natsuki wasn't sure why she went to school that day. She just knew Shizuru would end up coming from the university to the high school. It was just her luck for that to happen. And so she walked onto the campus with her head hung low, a permanent flush on her cheeks and her eyes darted feverishly, never staying on one thing for more than couple seconds.
It had been a few weeks since that incident. She refused to call it by anything else, burning holes through the four that knew about it and at least tried to death glare the other, but she was still resistant. Mai's teasing was almost, if not on the same level of sorts, as bad as Shizuru's. Takeda couldn't look at her, which she was infinitely glad for if nothing else. Haruka and Yukino, well Haruka rarely saw here and when she did she just shook her head, Yukino on the other hand was a slight surprise. The quiet newly head of security girl would quietly pass on a teasing remark, sometimes saying they were from Shizuru other times not mentioning the red-eyed beauty, only causing Natsuki to think Haruka gave the meekly girl a tiny bit of back bone.
It was Shizuru she hadn't figured out yet, not that it surprised her one bit. The shocking thing on the other hand was, instead of the constant teasing she was sure to receive it had actually dimmed just slightly, and the former Kaichou's vulnerability seemed to increase. It wasn't something noticeable, no; it was something Natsuki was only able to decipher through her years of knowing her friend.
Yes, her teasing jibes were relentless and even more passionate and blunt. But there was a smidge of apprehension in every one. That confidence she usually oozed faltered, only a crack, but a crack Natsuki could see, if barely.
So here she was; those images in her mind from this morning, and her thoughts running around in circles trying to dismiss the insanity of it all.
Mai called out to Natsuki, Natsuki hopes then images will go poof but Mai says something about a special entrée she made just for the biker and Natsuki immediately reverts to a day dream. Mai snaps her out of it, quietly laughing at the drool that formed and asks Natsuki what she was thinking, only to blurt out "Not about Shizuru covered in mayo!" Causing Mai to stare at her in disbelief and Natsuki run off into the school building.
Only to be intercepted by a hopeful Takeda with a bottle of mayo wrapped in a bow, thus causing Natsuki to once again go into a fantasy with Shizuru wrapped only in a very thin red satin material.
"K-Kuga!"
Natsuki only answered with a glare.
"I-it's nice to see you today!" He all but shouted, standing as if he was saluting an officer.
"Go away." Natsuki growled, shoving the boy aside. She took a few angry steps away from him but stopped suddenly and turned back around.
Thinking that maybe she changed her mind, Takeda tried to smile at her. His fear combined with his over all nervousness made it look like a crazed, insane, lopsided idiotic smile.
When the blue haired girl saw this she took one step back, but kept her eye on the bottle in his hand. She didn't know whether to risk his idiotic voice just for the mayo or to just leave and not get the mayo. She had one on her, secured and booby trapped in case of a repeat of that incident, but more mayonnaise never hurt anyone. Ok so maybe there were a few health articles and issues that stated otherwise but Natsuki was different. Or she just didn't care.
The biker reached a tentative hand out, but drew it back quickly as soon as she saw the scary hopeful eyes of the kendo captain. "Beat it, you idiot!" She snarled before turning away and stomping off towards her morning class.
Once she was far enough away she lifted her head, tears streaming down her face as she shook her fist. "I can't believe I let the mayonnaise go! Oh the humanity!"
Just kidding.
Natsuki was to cool for that response, at least on the outside. Because those emotions were overflowing on the inside, popping image after image of a lonely mayo bottle just waiting for an owner to come and pour it on every dish possible. To lick the goodness and taste the tanginess. To take their finger and dip it in the heavenly substance and then trail it from Shizuru's lips down to her collar bone, through the valley of her breasts, and of course she'd run out of it right below the ex-kaichou's belly button. But that was ok, because the tongue would soon follow the finger's path. Seductively licking her lips, kissing and biting your way down her neck, tasting her-
It was the combined feeling of the urge to tip her head back and moan and the rush of warmth and the chill that ran throughout her body that brought her back to reality. Blinking rapidly, Natsuki smacked herself on the forehead. "Go. Away!" She cried to herself, and being unsuccessful, banged her head on the desk that she had recently sat in.
"Arara, is Natsuki having dirty thoughts?"
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AN:: Sorry for the wait, and the shortness D: I got side tracked. Not to mention… I don't know where to go with this one I'm sort of just pulling it out of my ass now. Hopefully while writing the next part, and no I don't know when I'll do that, I'll think of where it should go… lol Again, sorry for the random crap… I just felt like posting it now :3 I quite like it… and as I type this I'm starting to sort of stear my mind in the direction of a possible outcome for this crack fic :D Well Maybe XD;
Oh yeah! I came up wit ha title! I'm thinking of changing the first part to Testing the Addiction, and possibly making this one Feeding the Addiction. And if I just happen to write more after this part then quite possible name it what this part is titled now. And then calling the random trilogy in general "The Mayo Catastrophe" Even if it isn't really a catastrophe… Ignore me :D kthxbai Feed me Churros and Pocky I say! Rawr!
