(Note that I am not the rightful owner of any characters discussed in this story, nor of the copyrights to Total Drama.)

Hello! I'm Chris McClain, your incredible and quite attractive host, and welcome to season 3 1/2 of Total Drama, Total Drama Underdogs. This season, I will be taking the first five contestants to be voted out in each of the first three seasons and pitting them against each other in a challenge for ONE MILLION DOLLARS! (Actually, there were more budget cuts, so it's only a hundred grand, but nobody tell them that.) Competing this season, we will have Ezekiel, Eva, Noah, Justin, and Katie from season one, Geoff, Bridgette, Izzy, Trent and Gwen, and from season three, we have Duncan, Ezekiel-AGAIN-, Harold, Bridgette-also again- and Leshawna. However, since Ezekiel is recovering from his run-in with the volcano at the end of last season, he will be replaced by Lindsay in season three and Tyler from season one. The teams are assigned by season of loser-ness, so in the season three losers, Bridgette will be replaced by... Izzy! Wait, no, she's already a loser, so... DJ! So the teams are... The Season One Losers; Eva, Noah, Justin, Katie, and Tyler, the Season Two Losers, Geoff, Bridgette, Izzy, Trent, and Gwen, and the Season Three Losers, Duncan, Harold, Leshawna, Lindsay, and DJ. Sounds like a fun season, huh? It's gonna be, because this is

Total! Drama! Underdogs!