AUTHOR'S NOTE: I do not own Fairy Tail or any of its characters. Wish I did though. *sniffles*
"No," Fried declined. Mirajane frowned.
"Why not? It would be great!" Mirajane had been trying, unsuccessfully, to get Fried to get up on the stage and sing a song with her for the guild members after the gloomy events of the S-class trial. Somehow, Mirajane had got it in her head that nothing would cheer up the guild better than to see Mirajane and Fried performing a duet. She wasn't too wrong either. Many of the guild members were still wary of Fried, who had defeated them all easily and to see him singing with Mirajane would be a hilarious improvement.
"Because I can't sing!" he exclaimed.
"Yes you can! Bixlow told me!" Fried decided, then and there, to kill his tongue-flashing friend. (AN: I know tongue-flashing isn't a word, just came up with it lol)
"Well he lied. Because I can't sing," Fried said firmly, looking away from Mira's face. He knew she was about to pull a puppy face at him, and denying a pouting Mirajane was beyond his ability.
"Fine. If you won't sing with me, I won't kiss you for two months," Mirajane threatened darkly.
Fried smiled at this empty threat.
"You wouldn't be able to." Mirajane debated over this for a while.
"Oh I think I would. I could just accept that position as temporary transformation teacher at Blue Pegasus," she replied smugly. He groaned. Blue Pegasus was known for having the most womanizing, handsome mages in all of Magnolia and Fried was damned if he was going to let his girlfriend wander into that place.
"FINE. I'll do it. What song?" he gave in reluctantly. He knew Mirajane could be extremely stubborn. She happily pecked him on the cheek and told him what song.
He was forced to come to her house at least thrice a week to practise. He would have been happy in the extreme if he and Mirajane were able to practise alone. He might have been able to distract her to other things . . . but unfortunately, Elfman and Lisanna kept an eye on the proceedings. Elfman, to make sure that they didn't do anything, and Lisanna just for entertainment. He had suspicions about that girl. He was sure Natsu and Lisanna had taken their relationship to a more extreme level than her older sister had. The thought made him depressed. Nice to know two teenagers were having a more physical relationship than two adults. Finally, the dreaded day arrived. Mirajane had him drinking terrible concoctions the whole morning, claiming that it would keep his voice nice and sweet [who said he wanted his voice to sound sweet? He was happy with manly, thank you very much. Thankfully, Elfman reminded his sister of this same point]. He was forced to don different attire, which he did with much indignant grumbling, and then wait backstage for an hour with Mirajane, who did look beautiful, as usual, in a dark blue dress. Mirajane looked excited, and as she told him later, he looked like he was in excruciating pain. When the curtain rose, there was a good deal of cat-calling, jeers and whistles, mostly coming from Bixlow, Evergreen, Natsu, Cana and Gray. Mirajane waved merrily at them. Fried was having an eye-to-eye fight with Bixlow, warning him that if he made the smallest jest, Fried would cut him into tiny pieces.
"Fried and I will be singing a love song [insert more catcalls and jeers], called No Air." (AN: love that song!)
And just then, Gazille accidently tripped Natsu, who obviously couldn't let his pass. And pandemonium reigned. Fried took this chance to escape and Mirajane was so angry, she took up the position at Blue Pegasus, but soon was sick of the Blue Pegasus womanizing maniacs, so she came back. And they all lived happily ever after. :D
AN: sorry for the abrupt ending, just couldn't help myself! I can't stand sappy endings, so I just ended it like this. Hope you enjoyed! Review por fabor? (please)
