Gotta go fast

'Coz I'm running out of time

The bus keeps waiting

And keeps on beeping

I put on my bag

And jump outside the window

I heard my Mom shout,

"Hey! You forgot there's a door here!"

I just give her a big "THAT'S OK"

I walk in the campus

When I meet the school's popular jock

They say he's cute, smart and great

He's too clever by half

But for me he's a DUMB SHIT

He can't affect me with his nice features

Even my tiniest fingers

Doghouse is best for him!

No hurt feelings

'Coz I'm straightforward

And I'm a terrible brat

I love to play rugby

And I love to bump them all!

WARFREAK that's me!

COOL they call me!

INSULTER my title!

I hate my teacher's favorite shotgun

Tired of scanning my classmates notes

And most of all I'm tired of being normal

Because NORMAL IS BORING.

Last winter I had a date

With my real loser boyfriend

I kept on yawning

Because it's boring

He felt insulted so he called me LOSER

I was terribly shock

So I answered him DOG

I put the table upside down

And got his brown helmet

That was the end of my fake love story.

All back to normal

No more rugbies to play

No more uglies to insult

No more enemies to fight with

I'm becoming a suck

And I hate because sucks are BORING.