It was cuphead this stupid man like some sort of manky mice ripoff like what the heck guys, get original. anyways, he was walking ion the area where he lived, he was bored and decided to make a deal with the devil, which is always a good idea I'll have you know.

He walk up to him ans speal "hey devil, can we play at the playground because I'm a child for some reason." said cuphead, the god that he was

Stan was encapsulated with cuphead amazing form, the pinnacle of the human image. he playid it off all cool and nonchalantly rto seem cool to cuphead.

"oh yeah we can play on the playground. But I'll have to make a deal because im the devil and that is the kind of things i do." said satan, and they went to play on the playground.

so they did do the thing. The went on the jungle gym, slide, and the swings. They were having a very fun time until some one comes and ruins it almost."

It was mugman. Just a normal friend of cuphead but satan had a different idea to that. He though they were dating, he had to do something so he had sexy cuphead all to himself. He went up to mugman and sent him to hell. mugman was now to be tortured for eternity for being such a useless and forgettable character.

the day was ending and cuphead was about to leave but satan stopped him

"Hey, remember you owe me something in return, yeah?" said satan

"oh yeah, what is it?" said cuphead, unaware of what was to come next.

"You have to go on a date with me!" said satan with vigor

"No way!" said cuphead in denial, but satan held up the contract and he was forced to go because that was the rules, how unfortunate for cuphead.

So they went on their date. Satan forced cuphead to were a frilly dress and like it, he would be humiliated if he wasn't enjoying it so much. they went to starbucks , because that is where satan like to go.

they had some coffee or whatever, satan made the first move.

"soooo, cuphead. What kind of things are you like into" said satan with a wink and a smile

"I like to watch some movies, play the clarinet, and not go on dates with the literal devil." said cuphead, trying to enjoy himself

"WHAT?! The clarinet is the worst instrument ever." satan said, being rude to his date (which you shouldn't do)

"it's not awful if the person listening to it is awful, which you are" said cuphead smartly in response

He outwitted the devil, which frustrated the devil. But he was into intellegent boys, so the love he felt was even greater than before. cuphead's plan backfired.

"Wow, you really are something special cuphead, I can see us getting married. You don't have anything else you would like to be done?" said satan trying to trick cuphead

"Marriage with you? I would rather do anything else but that. Can you make that happen?" said cuphead

"of course, as long as you sign this contract!" said satan, cuphead impulsivly signed it before reading it

"Muahahhaha! Now you're indebted to me. And the only thing you do to pay it off is to marry me!" said Satan, fully duping cuphead.

"dang it! that doesn't even make sense!" said cuphead, stumped

"This fanfiction is garbage anyways so it doesn't matter. You're marrying me, face it you hunk." said satan

And so, cuphead was required to get married. but he had a plan to get out of it. he made the wedding plans and eagerly awaited the day.

When satan came to where cuphead said to meet him, he had found himself beaten. He set up the wedding at a church! Satan couldn't go there.

In addition, Jesus was there and satan got wrecked by his awesome might.

"thanks for taking care of that for me, jesus. you're a real life saver." said cuphead

"That's what you get for being a good boy and praying every night. But still, making a deal with the devil and then going on a date with him is a sin, so you're going to hell" said jesus, as he sent cuphead to hell.

And so, cuphead and mugman were in hell being tortured, where satan tickled cuphead's thighs for eternity.

THE END.