Chapter 1: In Search of a Lovely Maiden

It was a glamorous morning when Narcian awoke from his hot af dreams.

There he was in this dream, sitting on a purple throne with a glittery crown atop his perfectly sexy hair. Surrounding him were kawaii lolis wearing short skirts. But what he mostly focused on was his kawaii loli waifu, Clarine, donning a maid outfit entering the room. "Oh my lord, I'm so sorry for running away after you kidnapped~ I shall atone for my sins by being your sugoi meido~!" Narcian was in awe at how short the dress was and how it showed off the girl's leggy legs that all he could respond with was an exaggerated sekushii laugh. "Ohohoho~!" He reflected on this hot dream for about 10 minutes before he realised he looked like a really sexy mess.

"Oh gods, my hair is extremely disheveled in the most hottest of ways!" Once he finished fangirling over how sexy he looked in his giant golden mirror, he thought back to the dream. "Why is it that I, Narcian the Fab General, have not aqquired a single lover?" So, he dressed up in his fancy armour and his sexy af boots (seriously, his boots are hot as hell). He proceeded out the door of his personal quarters which he named the "Sexy Zone" and went out into the neighboring town to look for a cute young maiden. He searched from every dark ally way, watching the citizens go about their daily lives, scanning the crowd for cute girls. Sadly, none of them seemed to be what he wanted.

But then he saw her. Her caramel colored hair shined in the morning sunlight, her hazel eyes glistening with happiness, her fair complexion almost like snow, her short skirt that looked foreign to any clothing he'd seen... She was perfect. And she was walking right towards him!

"Sup, suspicious man lurking in the shadows, where the frick am I?" Narcian was intrigued by the young girl's disrespectful and vulgar way of speaking. He decided to forgive the maiden, as she had a very leggy legs. "My dear, you are in Bern. I am Narcian, the most fabulous Dragon General! So basically a very important person," his smirk as he spoke looked almost similar to that of a predator, "might you tell me your name?" The girl looked at him like he was some creepy weirdo (which he is). "I don't always tell strangers I meet in dark alley ways my name, but when I do, it's to fabulous strangers. My name's Audrey, basically the best fangirl ever~!"

She posed triumphantly at her declaration of importance, but was met with a lack-luster response from lord fabulou- I mean Narcian. "Hoe dont you dare, I'm the best fangirl! I fangirl over my self every time I pass my sexy reflection!" She giggled. "Oh yeah~? Well I.. Uh... actually I can't beat that, you win.." Narcian had won yet another frivolous argument in his lifetime, this one being probably his best yet (what a petty loser). Quickly he thought to himself a great plan. "So, are you lost?" The girl looked behind her. "Yee, actually, I was running from some creepy weirdos chasing my ass and ended up here."

"Ohoho, I see... Well... You must not have any where to go, do you? How about you come along with me...?" The creepy, hungry look on his face made Audrey squirm. "Uh actually nah I think I'd rather risk living in a dark dirty alley way than going with you." But Narcian was set on taking this loli for himself. Audrey watched as he came closer. "Hoe don't do it" Narcian picked up the lightweight girl with ease and little to no resistence. "Oh my god."

Chapter 1: End.