AND this my fellows, is just pure crack. I mean, it makes sense, but I doubt we get any pairings- Okay, maybe, but this is all in pure humor so someone might have their moments with that person and another one might have a moment with someone else. Get the picture?

Well, enjoy! :)

Once upon a time, in a land far away- Well, not really. Everyone lived on this huge island and this where our story begins.

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In a deep forest lived a witch. A green haired witch with golden eyes. A green haired witch with golden eyes who was also pizza obsessed. A beautiful green haired witch with golden eyes who was also pizza obsessed. Yes, beautiful. Not an ugly green skinned witch with black eyes, who also enjoyed eating innocent children and trying to ruin a girl's chance with any good looking guy.

This witch was neither good or evil. She just played her role when needed, as she was just too lazy to give herself a title of any kind also.

Munching on her eight slice of pizza, the witch looked through her spell book and wondered if she would have job today. It's not like she wanted to go out on a job today because trying to make better or ruin a princess's life is far too much work for her.

She reached for her ninth slice of pizza... Well, that is, until her assistant came crashing through her double windows.

Great... That was her thirteenth window this week.

Her blonde haired assistant jumped up, dusting off his blue clothes. He frowned." I really do have to work on my landing."

"Yes, you fool," C.C. said, putting out her hand and waiting for the blonde to give her the scroll in his hand." Now let me see what's in that scroll."

Gino grinned." This is today's job, Miss C.C." he handed C.C. the scroll, who sent him a small glare.

"Thank you for stating the obvious, Gino," she muttered as she opened the scroll and skimmed through it. C.C. tossed it back to Gino who clumsily caught it." Looks like it's poisoning someone today."

"Who?" Gino asked while grinning in excitement.

"Euphemia Li," she told him in boredom." Run away princess living with seven little men, her stepmother just found out she's alive, and she wants her dead."

"Oooh, I wish I could go with you," Gino sighed sadly.

"What do you mean 'wish'? You are my assistant, boy. You-"

"Well, there's a ball tonight and I need to attend it. My father is trying to find a bride for me, but I'm pretty sure I'll be bored all night," Gino cut in.

"Boy, why do you insist on being a witch's assistant, yet you are a prince?" she rolled her eyes, taking out a black cauldron and random ingredients

The prince shrugged." I needed a hobby."

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Little Red Kaguya walked through the forest, a basket of food in her hand and a look of boredom planted across her face." Of all days, Grandpa Todoh wants to eat," she mumbles.

The girl continued to walk through the forest of trees until she ran into a tall tower. She shrugged. She was lost anyways. Some help would do her good.

"Hey, is anyone up there?" Kaguya called, throwing a rock at the open balcony.

No one answered.

She threw another rock." Anyone up there? If not, at least tell me, though, if you weren't, you really couldn't tell me you aren't there-"

"Oh, will you shut up, woman?" an annoyed voice yelled." Give me some time to answer! Geesh, what is wrong with teenage girls nowadays!"

A man, Kaguya thought, He's probably an old grumpy person, anyway.

The man came to the balcony, making Kaguya regret what she just thought. Instead of an old man, it was a handsome young man with raven hair and amethyst eyes.

Maybe this trip won't be so bad for her. After all, if it included a handsome young man, she would willingly bring her grandfather food everyday.

Kaguya gave him a friendly grin, making the man raise a suspicious eyebrow." Can you help me? I'm lost."

"And you expect me to know where you need to get to?" the raven haired man asked.

"Welll, yeah." Kaguya crossed her arms across her chest." You live in that tower."

The raven haired man smirked slightly." Listen, princess, I've been stuck in this tower the last twenty years of my life. I have no idea where you need to go or how you get there."

The red cloak wearing teen huffed." You don't have to be so rude. And what do you mean you've been stuck here for twenty years?"

He sighed, leaning against the balcony rails." I'm just going to tell you I'm here because of lack of protection, princess."

"Stop calling me princess! My name is Kaguya!" the teen pouted.

"And my name is Zero, princess," he muttered.

"Zero? Wait, are you using sarcasm?" Kaguya asked in confusion, not knowing whether this man was serious or not.

"Figure it out." With that, Zero walked back inside the tower.

Kaguya blinked, wondering if this man was playing mind tricks on her." The people in this land are crazy," she decided before continuing on to who knows where.

~End Chapter 1~

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