I don't own Harry potter, never did.

M/M, Sirius/Severus, slash, you get the point. Don't like, don't read.


Apology accepted

"Severus, I'm sorry.

"What for, Sirius?"

"For, you know, everything I did to you back in school."

"Stupid mutt, how many times have you apologized? Fifty?"

"One hundred and fifty seven."

"Anyway, I said its okay. Now, would you please go? I must finish grading these essays."

"Go now? But I hoped to apologize some more."

"When I'm finish. Geez, can't you control your libido for once?"

"Not around you, babe."

"Sirius, not in the classroom. I swear, one of these days I'm going to castrate you."

"That would be a problem for you to, right? Who's gonna satisfy you at night?"

"Hmm, Lupin keeps giving those stares. Perhaps he's interested-"

"I'm gonna kill him!"

"Just kidding, you stupid mutt."

"That wasn't fun. I demand an apology."

"How about this?"

Kissing noise

"Better, mutt?"

"Hmm, a little better, but still not enough."

"Shame, I still got work."

"Come on, I'm in the mood!"

"No kidding."

"Please. I'm gonna talk dirty until you let me screw you."

"Won't work. You know you can't talk dirty."

"Oh yeah? Listen to this. "I'm gonna have sex with you…."

"That was terrible."

"Hey, I said sex didn't I? Turned on yet?"

"Yeah, I really am."

"Really?"

"Ever heard of sarcasm?"

"Come on, pleasepleaseplease?"

"Will you leave me in peace if I say yes?"

"Yup. For tonight at least."

"….Fine."

"Woho!!"

"Wah, hey, get off!"

"Nope, no chance."

"Stop, take it easy. oh."

"Ah, Severus. You really are thigh."

"Weird, consider how rough you are.ah

"Ah, Severus.

"Sirius"

"Severus"

"Sirius"

"SEVERUS!"

"SIRIUS!"

"Severus…That was amazing."

"You always say that."

"Because I mean it. I love you."

"Stupid mutt."

"I believe that means "I love you too" translated from Sarcasm language."

"Suit yourself."


The end

Just a little something I came up with. Sirius and Severus are so cute together