Disclaimer- Maybe for Christmas, I'll get the rights? But alas, I don't own them for the moment.
This has been sitting in the back of my mind for for-ever!! But now, it is posted, SO IT MIGHT LEAVE ME ALONE!! YESS!!
Enjoy :D
'Twas the morning of Christmas
And to Beastboy's surprise
There stood Robin and Raven
Locking lips before his eyes
Cyborg was cooking a ham
Terra made gingerbread cookies
And Starfire was giggling
With Speedy, she played footsies
With 'birds' under the mistletoe
And a tree lit so very bright
Beastboy squirmed with discomfort
Unopened gifts in his sight
Bee was buzzing about
As she decorated the exterior
Of their humongous Tower
All houses were inferior
Finally it was time,
All Titans gathered 'round the tree
Speedy, Raven, Cyborg,Terra,
Robin, Beastboy, Starfire, and Bee
Every Titan's smile was brighter than heaven
Secret Santa's revealed gifts, one by one
As they looked at each other, gifts begging to be unwrapped
It was Bee who began the fun.
Robin was her victim,
Her grin was like one of a Cheshire cat
As he opened his gift* and everyone blushed
Bee just laughed and said that was that.
Cyborg volunteered next,
Holding Beastboy's surprise
And when Beastboy opened his new video game,
Tears formed in his eyes.
Starfire was third,
And from what she could see
The tameranian present (though highly unpleasant)
Was addressed to the once-wicked Bee.^
Speedy jumped and glomped poor little Terra
His present none-too-neatly unwrapped,
As he nearly cried from joy
At the sight of his hair-gel crap.
Then Cyborg screamed,
His eyes filled with pleasure,
And he thanked Raven in earnest
For his new techno-treasure
Then with a fierce blush
And a box with a bow
Beasthboy handed to Terra
A necklace that made her glow^*
Speedy jumped up,
And with unbridled joy,
Gave Starfire her gift,
And she kissed her 'friend who's a boy'
Then with baited breath,
The 6 Titans looked at the birds,
Robin fished out the present,
And not a sound was heard.
Raven's secret Santa,
Was watched by 6 pairs of eyes
As he handed the small box to Raven,
Then to their surprise
The package wasn't ripped open,
But cradled with care,
Raven peeled back the paper and bows,
Meeting the black box with a blank stare.
"A jewelry box?"
Their questions unheard,+
As Raven looked over at Robin,
And they all watched the birds.
The box was then opened,
The locket revealed
It silver surface gleaming,
And all the girls squealed
For the engraving that was so very small,
Spidery print spelling, "My Heart"
Raven nearly cried tears of joy,
And the two's lips didn't part +*
Couples were spread,
The center of attention being the two
Who were so very quiet
And loved by many of you*+
SO, From the Titans
A happy holiday is issued to you
Secret Santa's and all
And a happy new year too!
I feel mushy now, ew.
In case you don't get it:
* Hint Children, Safe Sex is the way to go!! (in other words, he got CONDOMS!!)
^: Basically, it means Karma came back and bitch slapped Bee.
^*: Glow with happiness, not anger...
+: Their questions WERE heard, just ignored..
+* They kissed like there was no tomorrow, and they did part, just not for a looonnng time. Yeah, they were making out. Get it now?
*+: Alot of people love this pairing (moi included)!
Pairings (in case you haven't already guessed):
- SpeedyStar
- BBTerra
_CyBee
-RaeRob (RobRae, however you wanna write it.)
