Disclaimer- Maybe for Christmas, I'll get the rights? But alas, I don't own them for the moment.

This has been sitting in the back of my mind for for-ever!! But now, it is posted, SO IT MIGHT LEAVE ME ALONE!! YESS!!

Enjoy :D


'Twas the morning of Christmas

And to Beastboy's surprise

There stood Robin and Raven

Locking lips before his eyes

Cyborg was cooking a ham

Terra made gingerbread cookies

And Starfire was giggling

With Speedy, she played footsies

With 'birds' under the mistletoe

And a tree lit so very bright

Beastboy squirmed with discomfort

Unopened gifts in his sight

Bee was buzzing about

As she decorated the exterior

Of their humongous Tower

All houses were inferior

Finally it was time,

All Titans gathered 'round the tree

Speedy, Raven, Cyborg,Terra,

Robin, Beastboy, Starfire, and Bee

Every Titan's smile was brighter than heaven

Secret Santa's revealed gifts, one by one

As they looked at each other, gifts begging to be unwrapped

It was Bee who began the fun.

Robin was her victim,

Her grin was like one of a Cheshire cat

As he opened his gift* and everyone blushed

Bee just laughed and said that was that.

Cyborg volunteered next,

Holding Beastboy's surprise

And when Beastboy opened his new video game,

Tears formed in his eyes.

Starfire was third,

And from what she could see

The tameranian present (though highly unpleasant)

Was addressed to the once-wicked Bee.^

Speedy jumped and glomped poor little Terra

His present none-too-neatly unwrapped,

As he nearly cried from joy

At the sight of his hair-gel crap.

Then Cyborg screamed,

His eyes filled with pleasure,

And he thanked Raven in earnest

For his new techno-treasure

Then with a fierce blush

And a box with a bow

Beasthboy handed to Terra

A necklace that made her glow^*

Speedy jumped up,

And with unbridled joy,

Gave Starfire her gift,

And she kissed her 'friend who's a boy'

Then with baited breath,

The 6 Titans looked at the birds,

Robin fished out the present,

And not a sound was heard.

Raven's secret Santa,

Was watched by 6 pairs of eyes

As he handed the small box to Raven,

Then to their surprise

The package wasn't ripped open,

But cradled with care,

Raven peeled back the paper and bows,

Meeting the black box with a blank stare.

"A jewelry box?"

Their questions unheard,+

As Raven looked over at Robin,

And they all watched the birds.

The box was then opened,

The locket revealed

It silver surface gleaming,

And all the girls squealed

For the engraving that was so very small,

Spidery print spelling, "My Heart"

Raven nearly cried tears of joy,

And the two's lips didn't part +*

Couples were spread,

The center of attention being the two

Who were so very quiet

And loved by many of you*+

SO, From the Titans

A happy holiday is issued to you

Secret Santa's and all

And a happy new year too!


I feel mushy now, ew.

In case you don't get it:

* Hint Children, Safe Sex is the way to go!! (in other words, he got CONDOMS!!)

^: Basically, it means Karma came back and bitch slapped Bee.

^*: Glow with happiness, not anger...

+: Their questions WERE heard, just ignored..

+* They kissed like there was no tomorrow, and they did part, just not for a looonnng time. Yeah, they were making out. Get it now?

*+: Alot of people love this pairing (moi included)!

Pairings (in case you haven't already guessed):

- SpeedyStar

- BBTerra

_CyBee

-RaeRob (RobRae, however you wanna write it.)