Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. Kishimoto-sensei does.

PuRpLe: Yeah I know it's a day late but whatever.

Twi: We just came up with it last night and had to wait til now to post. Sorry! -

Akatsuki Halloween

Somewhere in Akatsuki hideout….

So here it is Halloween and the Akatsuki have been ordered to dress up for Halloween. And one of them has been told what to dress up as. This particular Akatsuki member is currently fuming and when his partner comes to check on him, he gets caught into a conversation with the fuming member.

"Why?" screamed Itachi up to the heavens. "Why do I have to do this?"

"Yo," Kisame casually said to the angry Uchiha. "I guess you heard the boss's orders. I can't wait to dress up!"

"Let me guess you're going to be the shark from that movie Jaws?" Itachi said coldly.

"Uh-huh," Smart answers were not the shark mans forte.

"And of course Deidara is going to wear a chicken suit and pass out candy bombs to little children like he does every year."

"I guess so…"

"Tobi's excuse is that he already has a mask on and it's against Hidan's religion, so he just goes and plays the grim reaper for a village."

"Yep, he's going to come home dripping in blood."

"Pein is just going to switch into a different body and I already saw that horrid fairy princess costume of hers." Itachi shudders.

"Well she already acts like a princess."

"And all Kakuzu's doing is a cheap ghost costume!"

"Yeah. The holes aren't even in the right place."

"And worst of all Pein is making me dress up as a GIRL!!!"

At this the fish man laughed so loud and hard that he received a quick death from the Uchiha who had to cross-dress as a girl.

PuRpLe: Yeah that was the bit of randomness that showed up in my mind last night. It's amazing what Halloween candy can do…

Twi: Especially in a neighborhood of drug dealers.