"Pardon me, I hate to break up the staff meeting, but THEY'RE HERE! BIRTHDAY GUESTS AT 3:00!" Hamm yelled.

Mr. Mike took off, and Woody was suddenly ripped offscreen. The camera found them.

"Sorry, I...I'm supposed to let go," Woody snorted.

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"Tell you, I could fly around this room with my eyes closed!"

"Okay then, Mr. Light Beer - prove it!"

"Allllright thenIwill! Stand back, everyone!" Buzz retorted, and climbed the bed post. "To infinity, and beyond!" he stated, and boldly jumped off the bed post. He landed on the Luxo ball, which shot out from under him and went bouncing across the hardwood.

"Well, you made the ball fly. That's gotta count for something," Mr. Potato Head said, as Buzz got to his feet.

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Woody leaped at Buzz, pushing him to the ground and pummeling him, howling his agony when Buzz closed his helmet and trapped his hand. As the script directed him to, Woody slammed his fist down on the button on Buzz's armor. Instead of the recording they were supposed to hear, they heard: In a secret mission, in uncharted space!

Woody released Buzz. "Sorry, wrong button. Which one am I supposed to press?"

"It's this one," Buzz answered, pointing.

"Oh."

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Woody ran awkwardly but quickly out of Sid's room. "There's no place like home! There's no place like home!" He hid behind a balustrade and checked for humans, then bolted down the stairs. "There's no place like - " A scream replaced his words as he tripped and bounced down the stairs. He landed next to Scud, who raised his head and snorted at him, looking amused. Woody laughed and got to his feet.

"Cut! Take two."

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"Action!"

"Just a sec!" Woody yelled to his friends, and proceeded to walk across the desk. "Buzz, would you get up here and give me a hand?"

Aiming behind himself Buzz threw his arm, which socked Woody in the stomach. He fell over. The directors' laughter made Buzz look up to see Woody struggling to his feet, gasping for air.

"Sorry, Woody!"