AN: Show me your Springtime of Youth! Yosh!

It was a beautiful day in Konohagakure, the sky was blue, the birds were chirping, and Kakashi was reading porn in public.

Or at least, he was trying to. His Eternal Rival, Maito Gai, was bothering him about god knows what while Gai's team watched from the side. Kakashi was doing a pretty good job of ignoring the spandex wearing man, until a certain phrase caught his attention.

"-see who can get most naked!" Kakashi turned to Gai in shock.

"What?"

Gai smiled. "Yosh! A competition to see who can get the most naked. I'LL GO FIRST~!" A puff of smoke later, and Gai was standing...nude. He began making poses, and out of the corner of his eye Kakashi could see Neji's Byakugan on fire, Tenten puking off to the side.

Rock Lee ripped his spandex off. "Yosh! Gai-Sensei, I will join you in this most youthful endeavor!" Lee made a pose that permanently burned itself in Kakashi's brain, while Gai smiled at his most youthful student.

"Great job, Lee!"

"Gai-Sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-Sensei!"

"Lee!"

Gai-Sensei!" Before the two could hug and activate their Ultimate Youthful Death Sun Rise Illusion, which Kakashi was pretty sure would kill him, Sasuke approached them.

"Hey, Kakashi," Sasuke yelled out arrogantly. "I managed to keep my Sharingan going for 24 hours." Sasuke smirked, his Sharingan active...and looked straight upon Gai and Lee posing. Sasuke promptly froze and fell backwards, twitching occasionally.

Gai looked towards the heavens. "Yosh! Lee! We must spread our youth to the world! Come with me!" Lee cheered, and the most youthful pair ran off deeper into Konoha. Kakashi stayed in the same spot, and began charging a lighting blade on his hand. "Welp..." He muttered, bringing the Raikiri to his throat. "Time to join Rin and the others." Kakashi stabbed himself in the neck, dying instantly.

AN: What will happen next? Exactly what form of narcotics am I on now? Will Tenten save the day? Inari? Naruto's hot female form whom I most defiantly do not have a full body waifu pillow of hidden in my room? Will I ever update Ninja's of the Pirate Sea? Why do I think you care? Helicopters are fun.

Fuck Hufflepuff.

KenshinAkagi...signing off.