*Author note: This is based on the El Manana and On Melancholy Hill music videos.


"You do know that this day has come."

Said Murdoc drinking his bottle of Rum,

I said I got a very bad feeling,

The gulping noises I was hearing.

Last week when I saw that day,

I knew then Murdoc lost his mind.

Shouting 'cut' to the action of Feel Good INC.

I couldn't even hear myself think.

My best friend singing,

"Windmill, windmill for the land"

A megaphone in one hand


Here I was on my floating island

The calmness around me silent

Picked up a tiny flower

And let it fly at the new hour.

Then I saw two dots flying

For the cabin crew, it must be tiring

But then I found that I was wrong

Two helicopters had shattered my song

They were shooting bullets from left and right

Giant explosions nearly destroyed my sight

I hid in the windmill and sat in fear

I nearly then shed a tear

I then crawled to the entrance

All this didn't make sense

The beautiful windmill was on fire

I think my brain has gone haywire

Suddenly, the time went quick

Nearly missing my friends was making me sick

Already I was falling to my death


I then woke up, out of breath

It was only a nightmare

I really didn't care

I was still in Room Thirteen

The awful memory I had seen

I was still on the boat

In the ocean afloat

I had my mask on, don't ask a question

I sat up as my stomach felt strange, was it indigestion?

No, there were loud bangs outside and more,

The ship attendant at my door,

Apparently pirates were attacking us,

Everyone had to leave at once

I stood up and grabbed my case

Where I kept in a safe place

I opened it up and there I saw

My Tommy gun, bullets and all

I stormed out my room, armed and ready

My anger was high, but my heartbeat wasn't steady

I left the attendant very confused

I didn't care that I had no shoes

I was up on the deck, firing away

There were no people running at bay

The giant bomb came and I swam so far

To a yellow float and my guitar


The next morning I woke in a flash

The next thing I knew, I was flying in a dash

I was on Russel's head, he was way too tall

That was the tale I've just told you all.