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Shinji's wish

Shinji Ikari sat in his room doing his room doing his "aw

man,no one likes me everybody hates me" pity mope
.
session" when he heard his stomach growl.This was

a bad thing as Misato was working the graveyard

shift at Central Dogma,Asuka was out with some

poor sap she agreed to date after Hikari had practically

begged her.(Not that it mattered,Asuka's cooking

could give an ANGEL food poisioning.).So Shinji

found himself with the phonebook,dialing away to

obtain some takeout food.His first three calls were

abysmal failures and he was about to give up hope

when he got an answer."Hello,you've reached the Goddess

technical helpline.I'll be with you in a moment for a

consultation."Shinji stammered"I'm sorry I think I've got

the wrong number!"Moments after he said this,he

heard a voice behind him"Hello may I come in?"

He turned around and saw a beautiful woman coming

halfway out of his bedroom mirror.

KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile at Central Dogma.........

"AT FIELD DETECTED!! shouted Hyuuga."HOLY ^#*@%

ITS OFF THE #$^$(*_ SCALE!!"TARGET LOCATION!!"

shouted back Misato."OH MY GOD MAJOR!! IT'S YOUR

APARTMENT!!

SHINJI!!!!!



To be continued...Maybe......Any

suggestions on where to go with

this are welcome.

If its good tell me,

if its worthless trash tell me.