I don't own crap!Gainax and KSS don't bother suing me...
Shinji's wish
Shinji Ikari sat in his room doing his room doing his "aw
man,no one likes me everybody hates me" pity mope
.
session" when he heard his stomach growl.This was
a bad thing as Misato was working the graveyard
shift at Central Dogma,Asuka was out with some
poor sap she agreed to date after Hikari had practically
begged her.(Not that it mattered,Asuka's cooking
could give an ANGEL food poisioning.).So Shinji
found himself with the phonebook,dialing away to
obtain some takeout food.His first three calls were
abysmal failures and he was about to give up hope
when he got an answer."Hello,you've reached the Goddess
technical helpline.I'll be with you in a moment for a
consultation."Shinji stammered"I'm sorry I think I've got
the wrong number!"Moments after he said this,he
heard a voice behind him"Hello may I come in?"
He turned around and saw a beautiful woman coming
halfway out of his bedroom mirror.
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile at Central Dogma.........
"AT FIELD DETECTED!! shouted Hyuuga."HOLY ^#*@%
ITS OFF THE #$^$(*_ SCALE!!"TARGET LOCATION!!"
shouted back Misato."OH MY GOD MAJOR!! IT'S YOUR
APARTMENT!!
SHINJI!!!!!
To be continued...Maybe......Any
suggestions on where to go with
this are welcome.
If its good tell me,
if its worthless trash tell me.
Shinji's wish
Shinji Ikari sat in his room doing his room doing his "aw
man,no one likes me everybody hates me" pity mope
.
session" when he heard his stomach growl.This was
a bad thing as Misato was working the graveyard
shift at Central Dogma,Asuka was out with some
poor sap she agreed to date after Hikari had practically
begged her.(Not that it mattered,Asuka's cooking
could give an ANGEL food poisioning.).So Shinji
found himself with the phonebook,dialing away to
obtain some takeout food.His first three calls were
abysmal failures and he was about to give up hope
when he got an answer."Hello,you've reached the Goddess
technical helpline.I'll be with you in a moment for a
consultation."Shinji stammered"I'm sorry I think I've got
the wrong number!"Moments after he said this,he
heard a voice behind him"Hello may I come in?"
He turned around and saw a beautiful woman coming
halfway out of his bedroom mirror.
KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Meanwhile at Central Dogma.........
"AT FIELD DETECTED!! shouted Hyuuga."HOLY ^#*@%
ITS OFF THE #$^$(*_ SCALE!!"TARGET LOCATION!!"
shouted back Misato."OH MY GOD MAJOR!! IT'S YOUR
APARTMENT!!
SHINJI!!!!!
To be continued...Maybe......Any
suggestions on where to go with
this are welcome.
If its good tell me,
if its worthless trash tell me.
