After a long night Nico decided to go to bed hoping to finally get some sleep. Suddenly Nico found himself in the courtroom from Phoenix Wright. He looked around and exclaimed, "Alright what the fruity fuck is going on here?". When suddenly he heard a familiar laugh that he has gotten rather intimate earlier that night.
"Hahahahahaha why hello again Nico", Komadea says. Nico responded with a "Why the hell are you here again?", "You really need to lay off on the P.F Chang's Nico, otherwise you'll never escape my Ultimate Bullshit powers!"
Komadea then walked over to Nico and his hand started to drift towards Nico's pants. "Komadea i swear to god if you make this a yaoi, you will cause the death of so many fan girls!" Komadea then reached into Nico's pants and pulled out a bagel. "Don't worry Nico", "Oh thank god", "We'll get to the yaoi after i finish my bagel."
Suddenly the doors to the court burst open and Phoenix Wright shouting "OBJECTION there will be no yaoi here!" "Oh and what are you gonna do about it?" All of a sudden a cape drifted down and cover his head. "Ah i can't see! Why can't i get this cape off!" Phoenix then explained "I countered your Ultimate Bullshit with my Ultimate Bullshit Logic!" "Ah no my only weakness, help me bagel!", Komadea tossed the bagel randomly and it turned into a wig and knocked Phoenix out. Nico said "Ah crap i really need to get out of this place."
Nico ran to the open doors but then backed up as he recognized those pair of boo- i mean whip. "What the hell are you foolish fooling fools doing in this foolish place of a-" As Franziska von Karma kept ranting about fools, Komadea finally removed the cape and turned his head to Nico. "Nico please don't go it's been three fanfics, and no one's clothes have gone off yet. Please Nico i want to make Yaoi time together."
Franziska suddenly grasped her boobs. "No! no! i will not have foolish yaoi in this courtroom, prepared to get whipped!" Franziska began to whip Komadea furiously as Komadea made this weird face "AAAAH oh man i think i like this, hey Nico maybe we could try this right riiiight riiiiight riiiiiiii" "SHUT UP FOOL AND SUFFER" Nico finally turned to the door and escaped.
Nico woke up. "Man i really need to give up P. F. Chang's... but it's soooo goood oh well."
