Disclaimer: As well as the usual disclaimer, please note that this is based on "Paperback Writer," written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney, sung by the Beatles.

Fanfiction Writer


Fanfiction writer

Dearest web surfer, will you read my tale?
It took me hours to write, it's full of great detail.
Based on the novel by the late Tolkien
And I want reviews, 'cause you know I am a fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer.

It's a thrilling story of an Elf or three
And some Hobbits who're trying hard to flee.
There are twists and turns like you won't believe,
It's still incomplete, 'cause you know I am a fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer.

Fanfiction writer

It's a hundred chapters, give or take a few,
I'll be typing more in a day or two.
It's a work in progress, and if you review
I will add some more, 'cause you know I am a fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer.

If you really like it tell each of your friends;
They can spread the word – this tale never ends.
If you think it's garbage then just click away
I want only praise, 'cause you know I am a fanfiction writer,
Fanfiction writer.

Fanfiction writer
Fanfiction writer
Fanfiction writer
Fanfiction writer
Fanfiction writer