Disclaimer: I am a dumb guy, I don't have the IQ to own Naruto, and so, I
DON'T OWN NARUTO!!!(someone took my fic off, maybe the disclaimer wasn't
good enough, so, just in case...). I might also be using some references to
time nins, but I helped a bit
on it so :p. I don't own that fic either. *surrounds himself with
landmines* heh heh , just in case.
Meggido: By the way I'm Meggido and I'll be your assass-uhh author for this fic.(yeah author thats right heh heh , not assassin, author
yeah that's it)
: INSERT TITLE HERE PLEASE :
Naruto and Konohamaru are sneaking up on kiba with a box filled with cats, ready to be unleashed on the unsuspecting Inuzuka.
Naruto: Steady, steady, NOW!!!
Konohamaru: Yes chief! Unleash the kittys! *opens box, tumbleweed rolls out *
Naruto: Konohamaru, you're supposed to actually put the cats IN the box if you want to see Kiba run around the village chasing cats like, a kabillionjabillionbakillion *keeps going for three hours* lamillion *I lost
track of time* hillion times!
Konohamaru: Is that a number?
Naruto: I don't know, maybe its not a number but if it was it would represent my like for ramen on a scale from 1 to 10.
Konohamaru:Wich is the bigger number?
Naruto: 8 and a half
Konohamaru: Makes perfect sense!
Kiba:Hey guys, do you know you too have been standing there for three days?
Naruto:Maybe, how much money are you offering?
Kiba: What are you talking about-
Naruto: Yes! Of course I think king mayonnaise is going too detrone the evil president mustard...grrrr...
Kiba: How would it do that, OH SHIT I ALMOST UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE SAID!!!
Naruto takes out two sock puppets , one labeled "mustard" and the other "mayonnaise"
AN:I'm going to refer to them as mstrd and mayo 'cause its 11:40 and I have *goes count* 29 fics to read.
Mstrd*even though Naruto is moving his lips.*: I am EEEEVVIILLLL fear me,bwihihihihihihi cut down the rain forest,burn fossil fuels, buy mercedes benzes,bwihihihihihihihihihi!!!
Mayo*Naruto lips again are moving*:You must stop this Mstrd! I will bring down your EEEEVVIILLLL reign of terror,become president, give candie to children AND cluck like a chicken.
Mstrd:Oh no!
Mayo: Mmmyyeeeessss, mahahahahahahaha!
Kiba: No amount of therapy will make this right.
Suddenly, Kiba's father's head appears floating ahead in front of him.
Head:Use the power from the earth below!
Kiba : You mean listen to nature for a way out if this creepy puppet show *wich no amount of therapy will ever make right* ?
Head:NO! Shove a dirt-clod in his mouth, that should shut him up, he's giving me a head-ache, and I'm just a figment of your imagination.
Meggido: So he did. And Naruto shut up until the next chapter , if I make one. I know its short but its midnight and I feel like reading fics. Oh yeah, r & r I guess(first fic I posted, made more but never put them up YAY!) By the way, the funny part of this fic is that it has no name, so please don't lecture about that. And it will have a plot, sometime... Ja ne*tests landmines to make sure they weren't disabled, somehow...* *KABOOMBARAMA* pain, so much pain... Oh well.
P.S. : I will actually put in a plot someday, so don't rant about it! And for those of you who rant about the fact that "if I don`t give it a name, why bother writing it?" THAT'S THE POINT!!! It's not SUPPOSED to have name, that's what's funny! If it would have a name, it wouldn't be an un-named fanfic of idioticy, now would it?!?!?!?
Meggido: By the way I'm Meggido and I'll be your assass-uhh author for this fic.(yeah author thats right heh heh , not assassin, author
yeah that's it)
: INSERT TITLE HERE PLEASE :
Naruto and Konohamaru are sneaking up on kiba with a box filled with cats, ready to be unleashed on the unsuspecting Inuzuka.
Naruto: Steady, steady, NOW!!!
Konohamaru: Yes chief! Unleash the kittys! *opens box, tumbleweed rolls out *
Naruto: Konohamaru, you're supposed to actually put the cats IN the box if you want to see Kiba run around the village chasing cats like, a kabillionjabillionbakillion *keeps going for three hours* lamillion *I lost
track of time* hillion times!
Konohamaru: Is that a number?
Naruto: I don't know, maybe its not a number but if it was it would represent my like for ramen on a scale from 1 to 10.
Konohamaru:Wich is the bigger number?
Naruto: 8 and a half
Konohamaru: Makes perfect sense!
Kiba:Hey guys, do you know you too have been standing there for three days?
Naruto:Maybe, how much money are you offering?
Kiba: What are you talking about-
Naruto: Yes! Of course I think king mayonnaise is going too detrone the evil president mustard...grrrr...
Kiba: How would it do that, OH SHIT I ALMOST UNDERSTOOD WHAT HE SAID!!!
Naruto takes out two sock puppets , one labeled "mustard" and the other "mayonnaise"
AN:I'm going to refer to them as mstrd and mayo 'cause its 11:40 and I have *goes count* 29 fics to read.
Mstrd*even though Naruto is moving his lips.*: I am EEEEVVIILLLL fear me,bwihihihihihihi cut down the rain forest,burn fossil fuels, buy mercedes benzes,bwihihihihihihihihihi!!!
Mayo*Naruto lips again are moving*:You must stop this Mstrd! I will bring down your EEEEVVIILLLL reign of terror,become president, give candie to children AND cluck like a chicken.
Mstrd:Oh no!
Mayo: Mmmyyeeeessss, mahahahahahahaha!
Kiba: No amount of therapy will make this right.
Suddenly, Kiba's father's head appears floating ahead in front of him.
Head:Use the power from the earth below!
Kiba : You mean listen to nature for a way out if this creepy puppet show *wich no amount of therapy will ever make right* ?
Head:NO! Shove a dirt-clod in his mouth, that should shut him up, he's giving me a head-ache, and I'm just a figment of your imagination.
Meggido: So he did. And Naruto shut up until the next chapter , if I make one. I know its short but its midnight and I feel like reading fics. Oh yeah, r & r I guess(first fic I posted, made more but never put them up YAY!) By the way, the funny part of this fic is that it has no name, so please don't lecture about that. And it will have a plot, sometime... Ja ne*tests landmines to make sure they weren't disabled, somehow...* *KABOOMBARAMA* pain, so much pain... Oh well.
P.S. : I will actually put in a plot someday, so don't rant about it! And for those of you who rant about the fact that "if I don`t give it a name, why bother writing it?" THAT'S THE POINT!!! It's not SUPPOSED to have name, that's what's funny! If it would have a name, it wouldn't be an un-named fanfic of idioticy, now would it?!?!?!?
