A/N: First of the drabbles I'm planning to write to keep myself motivated. Enjoy!

Inspired by- NARUTO- he is my lover by qixy06 on deviantart.

"Hey, Naruto!" Naruto mentally sighed. More fangirls.

"Yes?" he replied, careful not to let his irritation show. These confrontations happened at least once a day during school; he personally liked it better when it was fanboys because then he didn't need to feel guilty about hitting them.

"How did you get so close to Sasuke-kun?" the anonymous girl asked. She was looking at the ground and fiddling with her sweater. She looked back up and shyly said, "I want to be close to him." Naruto felt his irritation grow and begin to morph into anger. He exhaled slowly.

"I don't know why he chose me to become close to," he admitted, "I was a jerk to him when we first met. You should probably ask him."

The girl looked horrified. "You were? To Sasuke-kun? Why?"

Naruto shrugged. "He was an arrogant asshole."

"What changed?"

"To be honest, I'm not sure. But you can't become close to him in the way you want."

"You know why, dobe. I liked your attitude. But he's right, you can't." Naruto looked at Sasuke in shock. He hadn't even sensed his approach, but here he was, right next to him. Judging by the girl's expression, she hadn't either.

"W-why?"

"He is my lover." both boys replied as Sasuke slid his arm around Naruto's waist easily and Naruto leaned into his touch and pressed a light kiss to the corner of his lips. The girl's face contorted in horror, and as she began to walk stiffly away, Naruto began to snicker and Sasuke let a smirk touch his lips. They never found the reactions to their relationship boring.

In fact, they were downright hilarious.