Chapter One:
Let the Fun Begin!
Jax: WAZZUUUUUUUP!
Catherine: Stop trying to be cool.
Jax: But I am!
Catherine: Oh please. Just stop narrating what you're writing.
Jax: Will doesn't seem to mind.
Catherine: O.o Will, how'd you get here?
Will: Through the door.
Catherine: O.O
Jax: Go bother Selestyna, Will, I'm WRITING! (strikes a pose)
Will: (Ignores what Jax just said) Watcha writing?
Catherine: Don't encourage her!
Jax: A truth or dare fic!
Will, Catherine and randomly appearing Selestyna: O.O WHAAAAAAAT!
Jax: (all proud-like) Yup!
Catherine: (suspicious) For which fandom?
Jax: HETALIA!
Will and Selestyna: (die of happiness)
Jax: Yup yup!
Catherine: (annoyed) Why are you two here? Go home! (Will and Selestyna do so by jumping out the window) Housing isn't gonna like that.
Jax: (ignores the broken window and Catherine) The first chapter stars the Axis and Allied Powers! (Ludwig, Feliciano, Kiku, Alfred, Arthur, Francis, Ivan, and Yao fall through the ceiling) SUP YOU GUYS!
Catherine: HOLY SHIT!
Jax: (sweetly) Language, Catherine.
Catherine: HETALIA JUST FELL THROUGH THE CEILING AND I'M SUPPOSED TO BE OKAY WITH IT! HOUSING WILL KILL US!
Jax: The RA will kill us first if you keep screaming.
Catherine: (shuts up)
Francis: (sidles up to Catherine's desk) Perhaps the lady wouldn't mind screaming in another way…(waggles eyebrows suggestively)
Catherine: Hit on me again and you'll be screaming instead. And not in a good way.
Francis: (pouts and sulks off)
Jax: (claps hands) Yay, it's a party!
Catherine: I have midterms…
Jax: (shrugs) So do I, but you need distractions once in a while, right?
Catherine: Kill me now…
Arthur: (picks up Catherine's book) Beowulf, huh? Marvelous epic, I remember him, too. No sense of personal hygiene, but a good king and fantastic fighter.
Catherine: O.O! :-D
Jax: Looks like Catherine found her new best friend. (Looks over at other Hetalia characters who are standing awkwardly) ALFRED WHY ARE YOU IN THE FRIDGE!
Alfred: (smiles) Looking for a burger!
Catherine: You won't find anything in there.
Alfred: :'(
Ludwig: Let's move along, shall we? (Feliciano nods like a bobble head)
Jax: Okay then! So, wonderful readers who were awesome enough to open and read this, THIS IS THE ORIGINAL HETALIA TRUTH OR DARE! Where you the readers and reviewers can leave a review asking ANY Hetalia character a question, or ask for a dare! (shifty eyes. Catherine bangs her head on the desk)
Feliciano: Ve, ve! ANYONE!
Jax: Yup! Anyone can ask anything. FRANCIS GET OUT OF MY CLOSET! (Francis looks sad and gets out)
Kiku: (looks uncomfortable) …Anything?
Jax: YESSSSSSSS!
Alfred: OOOH! OOOH! Ask ME something!
Catherine: This is the first chapter! No one's gonna have anything! There aren't any reviews!
Arthur: (is looking through Catherine's bookshelf and not paying attention at all)
Yao: (edges away from Ivan who's creepy purple cloud is expanding) So where are we, anyway?
Jax: My dorm!
Catherine: OUR dorm.
Jax: Same difference.
Yao: …It's a bit small…
Jax: Meh, it's college, whaddaya expect?
Catherine: If Francis is going to be a regular guest, we need to put him on a leash.
Jax: (curious) Why? (Catherine points) FRANCIS, GET THE HELL OUT OF MY DRESSER!
Alfred: I'LL GET HIM! (yanks him out and throws him out the window) The hero always takes care of any villain!
Jax: Congrats. Anyway! All truths and dares are welcome! Just keep it PG-13!
Ivan: Why not R?
Jax: Because you're creepy and I'll bet some pervert will want someone doing the nasty in here.
Catherine: (dies)
Jax: Alright! Now! All fate lies in you, my wonderful reviewers. Feel free to now submit your various questions and dares. The more ridiculous the better! See you next time!
Alfred: Why don't we get to do anything this chapter? (pouts)
Jax: Oh, fine. Alfred, I dare you to go get me a burger and fries from Five Guys.
Alfred: (pouts more)What if I don't wanna?
Catherine: You're in her story. You have to do as you say. She has all the power. (Jax grins evilly. Ivan grins evilly. They start an evil grinning war.) Jax, do your disclaimer.
Jax: Oh yeah! Take it away, Arthur!
Arthur: (looks up from book he was reading) Hetalia does not belong to Jax. Or Catherine. Or Principessa Dell'Opera. Neither do the characters. None of them own anything, so sod off.
Jax: FELICIANO, STOP JUMPING ON MY BED! NO PASTA PER TE! QUINDI STACCARE!
Catherine: Aw, look at you remembering how to speak Italian…
Feliciano: (cries. Ludwig gives him a hug)
Alfred: (comes back with lots of burgers and lots of fries) Don't forget to review!
Jax: OMG FOOD!
