The bad luck Panties!
Don't read this if you like Haku or Zabuza I'm warning you.
Today I was skipping from school and I fell on my butt I was so sad I felt the in side of my panties rise up my crack it hurt! I got up and limped home. Wile I was limping I saw a boy looking at me. (Naruto)
He was cute.
He asked me if I would walk with him home. I wanted to say yes but did he think I was a girl?
I told him I was a male. WTF! He grabbed my panties out of my pants, and hung me on a tree. Through me up here? I was crying it hurt.
Eventually I fell asleep they ripped and I fell to the ground. I stared to walk home once again.
I was scared it was dark. I heard a man walking behind me. I could sense he was getting closer. Closer his foot steps were getting. Soon he was up against me .then he pantsed me. Laughing and pointing at me because I no longer had clean undise on.
(Orochimaru) I pulled them back on and ran as fast as I could.
I was thinking what the hell was wrong with that guy?
Was he laughing at the
Fact that I was wearing panties or the fact that they were unclean?
I was starting to think that
These panties were bad luck. I stopped running when I couldn't hear his laughter and couldn't feel his catera (chakura) any more. He looked like Michel Jackson. Was it him? Now that I think about it he looked more like Marline Manson.
Oh well.
Then Zabuza came out of the fort.
In a silkily night gowned/dress with pocka dots and green lip stick on.
Zabuza: bunny oh you who! Come in or you'll catch a cold. ,
What was going on? Was I high?
THE END
Apparently I was when I wrote this one. I don't think its funny but my friend said it was so I'm putting it here. Don't review this one if you're a Haku fan. I don't want to hear you crap.
