IZUKU'S WILD NIGHT

It's a lively night tonight in Hosu City, that kind of night where crime is rampant despite the heroes patrolling the night. And because of this some criminals take advantage of the chaos and slip through the heroes radar. You may ask who is this fuck head narrating on top of a building and looking down on the city? Well my sweet little friends that's probably reading this on a computer or a phone, It is me the beer drinking, kiss stealing overall sexiest teenager alive and single if some of you ladies are asking the great Izu...

"You're talking to yourself again" a voice said from Izuku's radio

"Just something to set the mood for everyone including you knuckles" said Izuku

"For the last time it's Knuckle Duster not knuckles, and why do you always do this when we go on night patrol? It's getting kinda annoying listening to your monologue every night" said Knuckle Duster while typing at his computer at home

"Helps keep me relaxed before the big BAM BAM ELECTRIC BOOGALOO SHIT SHOW! that's about to take place on that warehouse" said Izuku

"Whatever, just make sure to not hurt them too bad like last time" said Knuckle Duster

"Hey those guys made me drop my burrito that I was saving for my 100th criminal kicked in the nuts reward" said Izuku

"SHHHH...they're here" said Knuckle Duster

A van entered the warehouse in front of the duo carrying illegal weapons and quirk enhancer drugs.

"Izuku go and set up the camera so we can have evidence when you drop those guys in the station. And when you're done infiltrate the meet and attack at my signal" said Knuckle Duster

"Easy peasy lemon squeezy" Izuku gave a salute with his middle finger then left

"That kid" muttered Knuckle Duster

At the warehouse after Izuku set up the camera

"Got everything in there?" said a guy wearing a suit

"I have it as long as you have the money" said by a guy wearing a beak on his face

The man in the suit smile and signals his men to bring the bag full of money and show it to his business partner

"NOW!" said Knuckle Duster by the radio

The lights in the warehouse suddenly goes out alerting the people inside

The guards felt a sharp sting on their hand making them drop there weapons and screaming from pain

A light shines in the middle of the warehouse showing a man wearing a red suit with swords in strapped on his back(Deadpool Suit)

"Well hello, I guess you're wondering about the red suit? This guy got the same idea, he wore his brown pants today" said Izuku while and pointing at the guard

He suddenly pulled out his two modified Tec 9s and shot half of the guards

The room started to smell like a pighouse making everyone cover their noses

"Like it? It's my own invention. I call it the SHITATRON 3000 and trust me it lives up to the name and don't worry it makes the victims incapacitated for 10 hours" Izuku shouted while shooting the other guards

A man shot spikes from his arm at Izuku and it impaled him to the nearby wall

"Where's the money?!" shouted the man with the suit while looking for the bag full of money

He suddenly gasped after seeing that his guards bodies were turned inside out

We go back to Izuku stuck in the wall

"Why does my night always involve a man's appendage going inside me?" asked Izuku to himself

The man with spike quirk walks to Izuku and cuts his stomach; spilling his insides on the floor

"Hey spikey you better put that back" Izuku said with a smile

The man walks away and started to help his boss to the car to escape

Izuku got one of his hand free then grabbed his knife and proceeds to cut himself free from the spikes

"Im gonna make that guy eat his own shit" muttered Izuku to himself and calls Knuckle Duster on his radio to find the guy with the spike quirk

"They're 5kms away east from there riding a black Roll's Royce" Knuckle Duster told Izuku

"Cool, I get to try out my jetpack" Izuku said activating his jetpack and flies to the car

"Those damn Yakuza were probably planning this from the start" shouted the boss on his phone

"Drive Faster! shouted the man in the front seat to the driver

The wheels suddenly pop making the car spin and hit a net before crashing into a wall

"IM BAAAAACCKKKK! Izuku said while hitting the wall face first

"Kill that fucker so I can feed him to my dogs" shouted the boss to his guard while he is trying to get out of the car

"How are you still alive after I gutted you like a fish!?" questioned the guard with the spike quirk

Izuku gets up and looks at the the man and smiles

Would you believe me if I told you I'm an alien from a planet that was destroyed while my parents sent me here to be a god to this world? asked Izuku

"Well dont because I was making that origin story up" shouted Izuku while throwing knives at his opponent and running at him

The guard blocks the knives and stabs Izuku in the chest

Izuku's body goes limp making the man relax and walk away

"VERY GOOD MY BOY! Now get me out of here" shouted the boss from the car

Laughter fills the mens ears

They look back and see Izuku's body gone

The man with the spikes was suddenly hit by a punch in the face

The man looks at what hit him and sees an arm on the ground

He panicked and started to form spikes around his body

He was suddenly pulled into the ground leaving him trapped on the concrete

"That was fun but I need to stop this, my favorite show is on in 30 minutes" Izuku told the guard and knocks him out

Izuku walks to the boss and removes the boss's pants and hangs him on the lamp post

Izuku calls Knuckle Duster and tells him to call a police pick up on the warehouse and his location

"That was fun but now it's time for me to go" Izuku said while putting a radio in front of the boss

Careless Whisper plays from the radio and drowns out the muffled screams from the boss

Izuku walks into the night while the music plays

THAT WAS MY FIRST TIME WRITING. FEEL FREE TO GIVE ME THINGS I CAN IMPROVE ON MY WRITING