Colonel O'Neill and Dr. Seuss
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Category: Humor
Season: 2
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Do you like them in a boat?
Would you want them in your coat?
I do not like them in a boat
I would not like them in my coat
Do you like them in a vat?
Would you want them in your hat?
I do not like them in a vat
I would not want them in my hat
Would you want them over here?
Would you want them over there?
I do not want them over here.
I do not want them over there.
I do not want them anywhere.
I do not want them in my shoe.
I do not want them in my view.
"Jack, what are you reading?"
"Not reading...telling."
I do not want them trailing slime.
I do not want them anytime.
"Ok, Jack, what are you telling ?"
I could not, would not in a car
I could not, would not near or far.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like goa'uld anywhere.
"Jack."
"Daniel?"
"What are you doing?"
"Telling Cassie a bedtime story. It s Dr. Seuss...ish."
"Yeah, I can hear that. Are you finished?"
"Pretty much."
I would not put them in my hat
I would not feed them to the cat.
"Jack."
I would however hit them with a bat
I would also put them in the blender
back over them with the truck
send them for a spin in the dryer...
"Ok, I think we re done. Goodnight, Cass."
"Night Uncle Daniel."
"Yeah, uh, night Cass."
"Night Uncle Jack."
