Colonel O'Neill and Dr. Seuss
Rating: G
Pairing: None
Category: Humor
Season: 2
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None

Do you like them in a boat?
Would you want them in your coat?
I do not like them in a boat
I would not like them in my coat

Do you like them in a vat?
Would you want them in your hat?

I do not like them in a vat
I would not want them in my hat

Would you want them over here?
Would you want them over there?

I do not want them over here.
I do not want them over there.
I do not want them anywhere.

I do not want them in my shoe.
I do not want them in my view.

"Jack, what are you reading?"
"Not reading...telling."

I do not want them trailing slime.
I do not want them anytime.

"Ok, Jack, what are you telling ?"

I could not, would not in a car
I could not, would not near or far.
I do not like them here or there.
I do not like goa'uld anywhere.

"Jack."

"Daniel?"

"What are you doing?"

"Telling Cassie a bedtime story. It s Dr. Seuss...ish."

"Yeah, I can hear that. Are you finished?"

"Pretty much."

I would not put them in my hat
I would not feed them to the cat.

"Jack."

I would however hit them with a bat
I would also put them in the blender
back over them with the truck
send them for a spin in the dryer...

"Ok, I think we re done. Goodnight, Cass."

"Night Uncle Daniel."

"Yeah, uh, night Cass."

"Night Uncle Jack."