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Anything You Can Do
Summary- America and Prussia are trying to find out who is better. France makes a suggestion and even provides a hat full of tiny slips of paper with writing on it with things that one can prove to others to be better at.
By Waterrain
"Fuck you America. I'm way better and more awesome than you." Prussia stated firmly in a loud voice and his eyes were narrowed.
"No I'm the best. You are the one with a name if you remove that first letter of yours it becomes Russia. Face it your name is not awesome because that little fact. Take away a P and you have the same name as Russia." America commented causally and then smiled brightly at Prussia.
"You should become one with me again Prussia." Russia said innocently and his violet eyes were wide.
"Hell no." Prussia snapped angrily and then yelled. "America do not make fun of my name!"
"It serves you right for claiming to be better than me. I'm a hero." America said cheerfully and then tilted his head towards Prussia.
"Oh my you two are so loud. I have an idea how to solve this without any more yelling." France commented smoothly and he ignored the glare from England. He held up a hat and then added lightly while smiling widely. "I decided to write things down on tiny slips of papers and placed them in this hat. Choose at random and do what it says. Of course this must be done several times and since I came up with the idea I can keep score."
"Who picks it out of the hat?" Prussia asked in a curious voice and then narrowed his eyes.
"Hmm neither you or America because that would mean more noise. I can go fist since I had the idea." France said calmly and mentally he was grinning to himself for this shall be tons of fun.
"France you are up to something you bleeding frog." England said in low voice and he glared at France with vicious eyes.
"Oh so cruel. Why would I be up to something?" France asked mocking and then closed his eyes before picking out a tiny slip of paper. He opened his eyes and then looked at what was written France tried to keep a perverted smile form his lips.
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