Oma Redeux: Words of Wisdom for the Common Man by Jack O'Neill

Season: 5
Category: Humor
Pairing: None
Rating: G
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None

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Lightening flashes
Sparks shower
In the blink of an eye you have lost a contact and can't see a damn thing!

Sun is warm
Wind is wild
The grass grows green along the shore
Here is not a good place to take of your shoes or you'll lose a toe to the snapping turtles.

If you immediately know the candle light is fire
then you're probably in a whole lot more trouble than you thought.

Questions are plentiful
Answers will cost you a buck
and probably give you a headache.

When the beer is opened
The mind is free
And the body matters not.

I only know that a decent barbeque cannot exist in a torrential downpour.