One day Troy was sad. He thought about murder. Then he thought about suicide. Then he thought about Horace the horse collar. He thought about that for a long time.
Then he thought about Jason. He realized that Jason was really sexy. He wished that Jason was a gay stripper but Lukas was already they gayest of all gay strippers so it wasn't likely to happen.
Just then Jason rode by on his gay bike homocycle. He looked so sexy when he was with his homocycle, Troy was almost jealous.
"Yo Josh!" Troy called
Jason turned to look at him, his eyes met Troys and he looked so swagilicious that Troy couldn't tear his gaze away. Jason accidentally ran over a cat but he didn't notice because he was too busy staring at Troys sexy Mexican face. He thought of how sexy Troy looked when he was wearing his gay Mexican sombrero that he always wore that said "20 dollars for 5 minutes" on it in glitter letters.
Jason actually did currently have a 20 dollar bill in his pocket but he owed it to his "friend" Lukas from last night. He felt sad about this for a few minutes, because depression hurts and it sucks to be alive.
It was at that moment that he realized the true emoness inside him. It just felt so right to be emo. It was so true. No. It was truer than true. Just like in that gay poem.
"Troy.. I'm-"
"I know, I am too." Troy cut him off, smiling at him creepily and staring at him with those beautiful dark brown Mexican eyes.
Jason was just a bit confused. Troy really didn't seem emo to him, though secretly he thought it would be really sexy if Troy went emo too. The thought crossed his mind that Troy had meant something else, but he thought that would be too much to hope for.
Jason already knew that Troy was obviously straight. Troy looked fabulous in his white miniskirt and high heels but Jason didn't really think Troy was into guys.
"Well, I have to go kill young innocent children." Jason muttered, turning away dejectedly and beginning to get back on his super ultra extremely gay homocycle.
"Goodbye my gorgeous sexy rainbow." Troy said dreamily
Jason took one last look at Troys dark sexy Mexican eyes and sadly pedaled away. "If only Troy wasn't so straight" He sighed miserably and rode off into the sunset.
