Now presenting the long awaited, yet slightly surprising, somewhat uncalled for Supah Jack sequel! These first few chapters introduce readers to Ultra Kate, THE ECHO, Des Mahn, and possibly others. Keep hands inside the vehicle at all times, don't panic, read and review, and above all, enjoy!

SUPAH JACK DEUX

The Return of the Twinkies

With freshly baked characters!

ULTRA KATE

Kate was enjoying one of her favorite pastimes. It wasn't really a pastime, as she had just discovered it, but who cares?

She was skipping through the jungle. Alone.

(Keep in mind that skipping through the jungle, alone or otherwise, is extremely dangerous, and should not be attempted.)

This time around, she would not be saved by our caped hero, Supah Jack, nor would she be attacked by anything. But this journey would change her forever.

On the jungle floor was an oddly placed doll. "Ha!" she laughed, "I'm not falling for that one again!"

She continued on, and it wasn't long till she found a cellular telephone on a rock. Though it perplexed her, she wasn't going to touch it, but it did something unexpected.

It rang. The ring tone was the Super Mario song. You know, Do do do de da do. Da de do. De da de do. Dododo- yadda yadda yadda.

"Hello?" said Kate as she answered the phone.

There was some deep breathing on the other end.

"Hello?"

"Do you like waffles?" said a creepy whisper.

"Yeah!" exclaimed Kate, "I like waffles!"

"Do you like…pancakes?"

"Yeah, I like…" she saw a dark object move quickly out of the corner of her eye, "I'm gonna have to call you back," she said nervously, hanging up.

She began moving toward where she saw the thing. Suddenly, an old man with a long Technicolor beard and grey robes jumped out of a tree and landed in front of her!

"AAAAAAHHHHHHGGGGHHHHHHHH!11onewon2345!" she screamed in terror. The man silenced her.

"I have what you asked for," he said calmly.

"Huh?"

"I have," he said, "What you asked for. Do not pretend you do not remember."

"Oh. Oh yeah," she said, afraid of what the man might do if she said she had never seen him before, which was the truth. He handed her a package wrapped in Christmas wrapping paper, which was decorated with images of puppies and kittens, and leaped back into the tree in a single bound.

Kate found her way back to the beach, not at all troubled by her strange encounter. She went back to her tent/hut/home/place to unwrap the package in privet. Underneath the paper were three glowing Twinkies.

Despite the fact they were glowing, she ate all three. She was pretty hungry.

Soon later, she discovered she could shoot water from her hands, and hover a few inches off the ground. She had become Ultra Kate. The note she found in her tent/hut/home/place that night told her so. She ran off to tell Jack.