Narrators – Myself, Olaf (Frozen), Courage (Courage the Cowardly Dog), Chowder (Chowder)

Ebenezer Scrooge - Lord Hater (Wander Over Yonder)

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Part one: Introduction

Four narrators stumble into the scene. Their names are Olaf, Courage, Chowder, and Emily. They begin telling the story.

Olaf: Ladies and gentlemen…

Courage: Boys and girls…

Chowder: Today we are going to present to you a classic tale.

Emily: Hey, is it okay if I do the narration?

Chowder: No way! You promised us we would narrate this story together!

Emily: Yeah, but I'm the one who's writing it so…

Olaf: Oh, please. All this story is really is just a cover of Charles Dickins's novel "A Christmas Carol". The only difference is that everyone is a cartoon character.

Emily: Thank you for stating the obvious, Olaf.

Courage: Guys, can we please continue the story?

Emily: Oh, right. My bad. Ahem! Anyway, now that Christmas is coming up, we will bring you a tale about a man who hates Christmas.

Olaf: A greedy, cold-hearted guy he is.

Emily: He would do anything for money. He's the meanest one to ever exist.

Chowder: This ruthless being goes by the name of Lord Hater. Just hearing his name makes me shiver.

Olaf: I never shiver because I'm made of snow.

Emily: Anyways, we hope you enjoy what we're about to tell you.

Courage: Guys, Hater is coming this way.

Chowder: Hide!

They all hide behind a snowy bush. Just then, a sullen-looking being walks into the scene; a skeleton with angry-yellow eyes that glare at you hatefully. He is wrapped up in a red cloak and wears metal gloves on his hands. He is known as Lord Hater. The narrators peer carefully over the bush to get a better look at him. Hater quickly turns his head and glares crossly at them. The narrators retreat. Hater turns back his head and walks off.

Hater: Bah humbug.

The narrators peer over the bush again.

Olaf: That alien must be having a bad day.

Courage: Every day, that is.

Emily: I'm sure he has some spirit, right?

Lord Hater continues to tread sullenly down the icy sidewalk. Cartoon characters all notice him and run away. He walks by a group of carolers, who are singing.

Carolers (singing): Hark the herald angels sing…

Hater violently kicks the bucket of money set next to the singers. Hater stops and looks at the other cartoon characters, who are staring at him.

Hater: Bah humbug!

He swings open the door of his workplace, marches indoors, and slams it shut with powerful force. The narrators stand by the building.

Olaf: Gee. I was never aware of how much he hated Christmas.

Emily: They don't called him Hater for nothing.

Courage groans at Emily's joke.

Emily: We'll see you in part two everybody!