Disclaimer: this is not the sequel I was advertising and dumped. This is only a spin-off
NITROPSYCHO presents...
A NITROPSYCHO Production...
We see a bunch of skeleton archers with fire bows firing away as we see the title.
MULTIVERSE MIX-UP: ANIMALS IN TIGHTS
More arrows fire away as we see the cast of the film.
Colin Neilson (Shen form)
Nathan Fraser (Tai-Lung form)
Po
Wolf Boss (Dende)
Lorelei
Mr. Ping
Shifu
Soothsayer
Junjie
Taotie
The fire arrows just keep on coming.
Based on "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" by Mel Brooks.
One fire arrow hits the roof of a house setting it ablaze. A sheep woman comes out screaming, "HELP! My house is on fire! My house is on fire!" Soon the entire village was set ablaze by the continuous stream of arrows.
"Call the fire brigade!" Another sheep woman shouts.
The fire brigade shows up in a truck. They jump out and begin filling buckets up with water and began carrying them over to the fire site.
"Fill her up, quickly! Hurry, before the whole village goes!" A fire pig shouts.
"Pass the buckets, quickly!" is heard as the whole brigade tries to quell the fire. However, the fire arrows just keep on coming, making it impossible to put it out. Soon, the villagers were beginning to very upset about this.
"There must be another way of doing the credits!" A villager says.
"That's right!" the fire chief says. "Every time someone makes a Robin Hood parody, they burn our village down!"
Produced & Directed by NITRO PSYCHO.
The villagers then shout, "LEAVE US ALONE, NITRO PSYCHO!"
In a nearby forest, four animals were beginning to rap as if they were part of a music video. In front was an overweight panda with brown pants and dark sunglasses. This was Po. Behind him were a monkey, a crane, and a praying mantis, who were obviously his back-up dancers. Po started this off.
Yo! Yo! Yo!
Check it out!
Prince Taotie and the Sheriff
They was running the show
Raising the taxes
'Cause they needed the dough
A reign of terror
Took over the land
They was shaking down the people
Just to beat the band
I said Hey!
Hey!
I said Hey!
Hey!
I said Hey
The dancers then begin to sing as if they were in a choir as Po leads them with his Po.
Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho
Po and the others begin to dance like they are in a ballet or something. They then continue to dance as Po goes on with the rap.
The people were unhappy
Morale was low
They had no place to turn to
There was nowhere to go
They needed a hero
But no one could be found
'Cause Colin Hood was out of town
I said Hey!
Hey!
I said Hey!
Hey!
I said Hey!
Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho
They did a jig for a few seconds until, with a clap they go back to rapping.
He was put into the slammer
By his Russian foe
And in a little while
He would be no more
I said Hey!
Hey!
I said Hey!
Hey!
I said Hey!
Hey nonny nonny, hey nonny nonny
Hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho
Po did a move like a break dancer, spins around and laughs madly before he poses with the other dancers.
Check it out!
I really like "Robin Hood: Men in Tights" and felt like I was leaving everyone empty handed if I bailed out on everyone after "Multiverse Mix-Up" was finished. So I decided to make the spin-off. All the characters that aren't mine belong to Dreamworks and not me and Nathan belongs to Serenity in Virginia
R&R plz
NITROPSYCHO OUT!
