Hey, here is my new story: Where the hell am I
Hope you like it. Please R&R
Disclaimer: One piece and its character belong to Eiichirō Oda-sama
Somewhere on the Grand-line
-Man overboard! Someone help. Somebody got swapped overboard from the last huge wave!-
Where am I? Oh, now I remember. The stupid wave washed me overboard. That means I'm under the water surface and will most drown now. Oh, well. Better than being stuck on that damned ship forever. Maybe it isn't that bad that I'm dying right now. Then I get to finally see my brother and sisters again. Yeah, that would be nice…
Meanwhile with the Red-haired pirates
-Oi, taicho! There is something on the other end of the beach! - One of the crewmembers shouted. – Ben could you go, please? -, the captain of the pirate asked his right hand man, Ben Beckman. –Do you have a hangover, because of the drinking party last night, AGAIN?! – Benn asked after standing up. –Hehe, well you see… - shanks tried to say something but was cut off by one of his commanders, Lucky Lou. –Don't try to make excuses boss. We all have a hangover today with the exception of this sourpuss over there.- Lou said and pointed with his thump into Benn's direction. - -Hey, I'm not a sourpuss! I just thought that there should be at least one person that could keep an eye on the camp. - Benn reasoned as he lit himself another cigarette. –Could just fucking go already! Seriously you're so loud I think my head his going to explode! Don't fuss about such a little thing. It's too early for things like that and Ben could you please either put out your cigarette or go away with. It only makes my headache worse. – Yasopp screamed. The whole crew (at least the ones who were awake) laughed at Yasopp and Ben went and made his way towards the pirate that had shouted for their captain.
-What's the matter here? - The Vice-captain asked. –Ah, Vice. Well, you see. There is something over there but we don't know what it is.-, the pirate said. –Really? And for that you asked for the captain? - Ben sighed and shook his head. –Very well. Just bring it to the camp, while I try to get the captain to get off his lazy ass and do his job.-
Later on in the camp
-Oi Schanks! Get up and do your job! The new by and some of the others found something on the beach, that they wanted to show you. -
-Mh? What is it?-
-Um, well you see taicho, uhm… -
-Can somebody get him a mug of booze.-
-Hai, taicho. Right away.- Somebody from the camp said and placed the mug in front of the new by, who immediately grabbed it and drank it in one go.
-Better?-
-Yes thank you taicho.-
-Now, you wanted to show me something. What is it?
-Well you see, it's not what is it. It's rather who is it.-
-Just tell me what happened, will you? I have a big headache and have no time for useless conversations.-
-Uh, hai. Well, Tim and I just walked around the shore this morning, to see if there were any enemy-ships near the island. Then we saw something in the distance and called for you. The Vice came and told us to bring this thing to you. However, when we came to this thing we realized that it was a little girl. She's still unconscious and Tim brought here to the ship to the Doc, so he could have a look on her.-
-I don't remember giving you permission to just take a random girl you found on the beach to the Doc. But I would have probably done the same, so I will let it slide this time. Just bring her to me, once she is awake.-
-Understood.-
For those who don't know: Taicho – captain, hai – yes
Hope you liked it
