Hiyo! I hope you guys enjoy this because I put a lot of work into making it.

I OWN NOTHING.


Itachi and Sasuke were comfortably seated on the floor in front of their TV, playing video games on the XBOX 360, like any normal boys would do.

After an hour or two of playing, their mother, Mikoto, came walking in, carrying the cordless phone.

"Itachi, you have a phone call." She said, handing it to Itachi.

"Hello?" he answered, holding the phone between his shoulder and head, not even skipping a beat on his game.

"Itachi? Can we come over? We're REALLY bored and Orochimaru won't leave us alone, so we thought we could hide at your house." Leader-Sama said. Itachi could almost picture the anime sweatdrop on the back of Leader-Sama's head.

"Sure. Sasuke and I are just playing video games." Itachi said, a little distracted by the video game.

"Alright. See ya." Leader-Sama said, preparing to hang up.

"Bye." Itachi said, hanging up with the touch of a button.

"Who was it?" Sasuke asked, glancing up at Itachi.

"Leader-Sama. Orochimaru won't leave them alone so they're coming over." Itachi responded, placing the cordless phone on top of the coffee table.

"Okay." Sasuke said, shrugging and returning all his concentration to the game.

After 20 minutes or so, Itachi and Sasuke heard a thump on the living room window.

Itachi paused the game and went to see what had made the noise.

He peered out, but he couldn't see anything, so he sat back down and they continued to play.

A few seconds later, they both heard another thump, this time louder and more urgent.

Itachi paused the game again and went to the window. This time, he opened the window and peered out.

Right under the window, hiding in the bushes, was Leader-Sama and Konan, both panting heavily.

"Oh good." They both sighed, quickly climbing through the open window, relieved that someone had let them in.

"What the hell you guys?" Itachi asked, confusion and slight humor lining his tone.

"Orochimaru stalked us when we were coming over here, so we ran. I suggested we all split up and meet here, so we took a shortcut." Pein panted out, glancing at the window.

Just then, they heard another knock at the window.

Itachi went and opened it.

Deidara and Sasori climbed in.

They were both panting, almost collapsing once they were inside.

"Splitting up wasn't a good idea…" Sasori said, using Deidara for support.

5 minutes later, Zetsu decided to phase through the wall and freak everyone out.

"Hi guys. I saw Orochimaru closing in on everyone else. I was pretending to be a plant." Zetsu said, smiling evilly.

They heard another knock on the window.

Itachi opened it and Tobi climbed in.

"Tobi doesn't like Orochimaru anymore…" Tobi muttered, panting like everyone else.

Another knock came from the window right after Tobi finished his sentence, so Itachi quickly opened it.

Kakuzu climbed in, but his foot caught on the window sill and he face planted on the floor. Hidan tried to climb in, but he tripped over Kakuzu's foot and he landed on top of Kakuzu, knocking the wind out of both of them.

"We… barely… made it… Orochimaru… almost… got us…" Kakuzu and Hidan said in unison, Kakuzu making a weak attempt at trying to push Hidan off, both still panting quite heavily.

After a few minutes of Hidan and Kakuzu bickering about whose fault it was that they were on the floor, everyone heard a weak yet frantic knock at the window.

Itachi got up and opened it.

Kimiko crawled inside and lied on the floor, completely out of breath.

"WHY ME?" She yelled, looking up at everyone from the floor.

"What happened to you?" Konan asked, standing up.

"Orochimaru… grabbed me… couldn't get away… He… tortured me… He wanted… me… to… tell him… where… Itachi and Sasuke were…" she said, clutching her stomach and panting, desperately trying to get new air into her lungs.

"Did you tell him?" Itachi asked, a little panic in his tone.

"No…" she said, barely able to look up at Itachi.

"Good. Wait, then… How did you get away?" Itachi asked, confusion in his voice.

"I… kicked him… in his manhood… REALLY HARD…" She said, still clutching her stomach, trying to catch her breath.

"That's my little bitch…" Hidan said, ruffling her short black hair.

"Out of… all the people… to… leave behind… you choose the anemic 11-year old girl…" Kimiko said, looking up at everyone accusingly.

"You did good, kid. You did good." Itachi said, stroking her back and head comfortingly.

After a while, everyone was able to recover and they all played video games. Kimiko was a surprisingly good gamer, probably because she spends so much time playing them.

After several hours of gaming, everyone went home, as it was getting late and they didn't want to get caught in the storm that was going to happen that night.

Once everyone left, Itachi sat down on the couch, sighing.

"Wow, I'm surprised mom hasn't come to chew us out…" Itachi murmured, realizing what time it was.

12:06 am.

"We better get to bed before Dad comes back from his mission…" Sasuke said, also realizing the late time.

They both washed up and went to bed.

"G'night Sasuke." Itachi said, ruffling Sasuke's raven-black hair before turning and walking into his room.

"G'night, aniki." Sasuke muttered, disappearing into his own room.

They both went to sleep instantly, and just as the storm kicked in.

The only one who a hard time getting home was Orochimaru.

He had a hell of a time trying to explain to Kabuto why he wasn't walk correctly, and he had an even harder time convincing him to heal it.


Leave it to Kimiko to kick someone in his manhood. XD REVIEWS? PLZ? We would appreciate it very much.