Magoras Magical Mask Adventure Of Time

The man whot ate apples and cucumburgers. But den Midna gotz wocket soes blew into cicken anos. Butz Ganzdwarf "you will die because pie ate my DAD!". Thenz Zelda wuz like "noz you pat my pen15 because I is tranny!". Den Head went "lalalalalalala" and said "I haz a beautiful churro because it dead?!". Den Geriham wuz licking Link's Doge and then he kicked it and den Link wuz like "Leeeroy Jenkins" and exploded into Kirby. Den mountain lion went and pounced on ciken and ciken said "stoap it lion or I kill your LEMON!" Den Lemon drop kicked cicken of cliff and humped pooh bear and gangsta tiggr. Den a Duck flew and drop nuke but no one dies, because naked Samuel Jackson wraaped his body around nuke and stoaped explosion!111! And den Samuel lost glasses and he said " I have bad eyes mothertrucker!" Den Michael Jackson's pen15 shot down from the sky into Link's anos giving him supeh powers!

The End Of Chapter One

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