Author: Pirate Turner
Rating: R for nudity
Summary: Tinker Bell puts Peter in his place when he tries to do something truly horrible.
Warnings: Crack fic!, Warped Humor, Drabble and a half
Word Count: 150
Date Written: 21 July, 2010
Disclaimer: Peter Pan and Tinker Bell are & TM Disney and any other possible respective owners, none of which is the author; are used without permission; and may not be used without permission. Everything else is & TM the author. The author makes absolutely no profit off of this work of fan fiction, and no copyright infringement is intended.
Author's Note: The author REALLY recommends you don't read this story! He didn't want to write it but knows better than to ignore his Muses for, alas, should he decline an idea, they force upon him writer's block!
Author's Note #2: I repeat: DO NOT read this story!
Tinker Bell shrieked and crouched down behind a lamp, her wings fluttering in the hot night air, as a shadow loomed above her. "Peter," she cried indignantly, "put that horrid thing away!"
"Aw, Tink," the Immortal boy complained, "I just need to use the leaves!"
"Then, for Gods' sakes, child, use it outside! We're Faeries here, not . . . not cavemen!" she blustered, her tiny cheeks enflamed with the fire of her embarrassment.
Peter sighed and put his boyhood back into his trousers. "You never let me have any fun," he muttered, stomping away.
Tinker Bell shivered as she came out of her hiding place. "And as long as you act like a naive, horny, little child, I won't!" she called after him, shaking with anger as much as embarrassment. Oh, the nerve of that dratted boi to think he could use the leaves wherever he pleased, including in the house!
The End
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