It had been a month since, what the Titans called, "the incident" but they managed to recuperate. They lived as though nothing had happened and it seemed to go well. Robin was in training when he heard a knock on the door.
"Who could that be?" Robin asked himself. He went down to the door and opened it; he was in for a surprise. At the door was a giant milk shake container, a box of fries and a wad of meat; the thing that surprised him the most was that they were animate.
"Yeah, is this the apartment that we found advertised in the paper," the shake said holding up a newspaper at the classified ads. On this page there was an ad saying, "Rooms available. Live inside a Gant Tee; nice view of the ocean too."
Robin obviously knew who did this and shouted, "Beast Boy!"
"It wasn't me," Beast Boy said as he came to the door.
"Well explain this," Robin said and showed Beast Boy the ad in the paper.
"I can explain that," he said.
"Well, how about this?" Robin said pointing to the food items.
"Well, I can't explain that," he said.
"Maybe we should talk about this inside," the box of fries said.
"But I want my frickin' room now," the shake said.
"And I want my free internet access," the meatwad said. "Also we get free cable."
They got into the Titans living room when Cyborg walked in. "Beast Boy," he shouted, "did you mess with my stuff again?"
"I haven't messed with your stuff for a long time," Beast Boy said. "So I put an ad in the paper, but I only did it for this." Beast Boy showed the guys the newest moped model. "I've been saving up for months but I needed more money, so I decided to rent out some of the rooms in here that we weren't using."
The girls walked in and Raven said, "I'm assuming Beast Boy had something to do with this."
"How'd you guess?" Cyborg asked.
"Just a hunch," Raven said.
"What are you guys anyway?" Starfire asked.
"Ooh, ooh, can we do the musical number?" the meatwad asked.
"No Meatwad," the fry box said, "we'll do this the old fashioned way. My name's Frylock, the shake over there is Shakey, and that meat wad over there is Meatwad."
"Ooh, the Meatwad is so cute," Starfire said.
"Oh, sure; take the meat wad's frickin' side," Shakey said.
"Anyway," Frylock said, "We don't have any money so…"
"We'll pay you with food stamps and gum," Shakey said finishing Frylock's sentence.
"I can't buy a moped with gum!" Beast Boy exclaimed.
"What about watermelon flavored gum?" Meatwad asked.
"Deal," Beast Boy said.
"I also have this Ouija Video Game," Meatwad said pulling out a video game from his body.
"I think I like this relationship," Raven said.
"Alright, you guys can stay," Robin said, "but you've got to try your best not to get in our way."
"Besides, we're super heroes," Beast Boy said.
"Hey we're super heroes too," Meatwad said.
"Yeah, except we don't have super powers," Shakey said, "and we have no motivation either."
"Actually, I can whip up some good machines that could help you," Frylock said.
"So you can rig up a positronic gauss cannon?" Cyborg asked.
"Both positronic and negatronic," Frylock answered.
"I think we can work something out."
"Don't forget about our meals that are included in the package," Meatwad said. "I need four square meals a day 'cause I'm a growing boy."
"And none of this 'tofu' stuff," Shakey added, "I hate that crap."
"You might be in some trouble," Raven said.
The alarm sounded and Shakey shouted, "I didn't do it! I was framed; framed I tell ya!"
"Relax," Cyborg said, "it's just our alarm that tells us when trouble hits the city."
"There's something going on at the Art Museum," Robin said. "Let's go."
"We can go too," Frylock said.
"Yeah it would be great learning experience," Meatwad said.
"And I can take a few hours off of my community service hours," Shakey added.
"Just try not to get in the way," Cyborg said.
"Alright," Frylock said. "ATHF…"
"Teen Titans…" Robin said.
"…Go!" Robin and Frylock said.
