Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings (so don't bug me about it).
A/N: My sister (goes by the pen name HannahCimsGwendolyn) is obsessed with Lord of the Rings, and always makes me watch it. Therefore, I have come up with this little random song.
The Pippin Song
I am Pippin, I am Pippin!
My best friend is Merry,
But he's not a girl!
I am Pippin, I am Pippin!
Gandalf is scary,
He's old and he's hairy!
Aragorn has power,
But doesn't seem to shower,
You can tell by his hair!
I am Pippin, I am Pippin!
Arwen does not shave,
Nor does she bathe!
I am Pippin, I am Pippin!
Legolas is hot,
And Frodo is not!
I am Pippin!
I am Pippin!
I am Pippin!
