Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings (so don't bug me about it).

A/N: My sister (goes by the pen name HannahCimsGwendolyn) is obsessed with Lord of the Rings, and always makes me watch it. Therefore, I have come up with this little random song.

The Pippin Song

I am Pippin, I am Pippin!

My best friend is Merry,

But he's not a girl!

I am Pippin, I am Pippin!

Gandalf is scary,

He's old and he's hairy!

Aragorn has power,

But doesn't seem to shower,

You can tell by his hair!

I am Pippin, I am Pippin!

Arwen does not shave,

Nor does she bathe!

I am Pippin, I am Pippin!

Legolas is hot,

And Frodo is not!

I am Pippin!

I am Pippin!

I am Pippin!