Invader Becky Hi! Welcome to my re- edited crossover. Enjoy!
Summary: Zim and friends end up in "Lilo and Stitch" land
Disclaimer: I don't own "Invader Zim." If I did (shudder) the show would be ruined. Jhonen Vasquez owns the show. "Lilo and Stitch" belong to Chirs Sanders and Disney.
The Encounter of the Stupid Alien Kind
Chapter 1 The Beginning of Stupidness
Zim was working in his lab creating a portal to spy on the President of President Land.
While he was working Gir was upstairs eating waffles and watching the "Scary Monkey Show." The little robot heard a knock on the door. Gir slowly walked to the door singing the doom song. "Doom, doom, doom, doomy, boomy, doom," he sang.
Outside Dib was eagerly waiting with the three FBI agents ready to take Zim away. For he had shown them his computer that had all of his alien evidence. At first they considered it a joke and didn't want to see his computer that stored proof that Zim's an alien. Dib kept arguing untill they gave in. Now they were all waiting for someone to answer the door. The door slightly opened to reveal a little green and black dog staring at them."Hey I know you," Gir slurred.
"Can we come in? This is important," Dib pleaded. The little robot stared as he let the big head kid in followed by strangers.
"So were is he?" FBI Agent 1 asked annoyed.
"Zim is probably in his lab working on his next evil plan," Dib stated matter- of- factly.
Meanwhile downstairs Zim was working on his next evil plan a portal since the giant man- eaten worms failed.
"Do you want waffles? I made them myself," Gir asked, smiling.
"No! There's no time to eat waffles," Dib said rudely and he tossed the waffles on the floor.
This made the robot sad and he burst into tears. "Wah! You don't want my waffles! Wah!" he cried.
"Now calm down! We will try your waffles," FBI Agent 2 stated quickly.
The robot looked at the strange men stupidly and started hitting himself. "Come on! Follow me," Dib ordered showing them to a trash can.
The FBI stared at the trash can and became angry. "Do you think were stupid? That's a trashcan, used for trash!" FBI Agent 1 angrily said.
"You don't understand! That's Zims' secret entrance to his secret lab," Dib said panicking.
"Well it's not a secret anymore if you know about it, is it? " FBI Agent 1 stated with a snicker. The three FBI agents were about to leave when they saw Gir go down the toilet. "Hmmph, you said the trash can," they hissed.
Dib groaned and flushed himself down the toilet, where Zim was laughing evilly. Oh what a laugh: so evil, so cruel, so stupid.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA cough HAHAHAHAHA! FINALLY I HAVE DONE IT!" he evilly laughed and was cut off by a voice.
"You can stop laughing now, Zim," Dib taunted. " Dib-Zim-Dib-Zim-And I'm I don't know,"Gir laughed interrupting.
"You're too late, Dibmonkey. I'm going to see the President. Not that you'll ever know. Bwahahhaha! Zim laughed evilly .
"But, you just told me..." Dib stated confused.
"Lies you lieee," Zim hissed. He was about to jump into the portal and Dib blocked him. "Let me through, Dibmonkey or you well never taste my pbj sandwich of doom," Zim said smiling.
"Sandwich of doom?" Dib asked confused.
"Yes. See the oozy jelly delicious and the sticky peanut buttery goodness," Zim eagerly stated showing him a sandwich. Then in terror Zim's tongue pointed at the sandwich and he chewed.
Dib watched in horror as the little green alien ate the pb and j. "Munch, chew, gulp, burp," Zim said, eating.
"You inhuman monster!" screamed Dib.
"Amf moof if Zimpth!" Zim screamed.
Dib was confused. Apperantly, Zim couldn't speak because of the peanut butter. "You're doomed, Zim. I brought the FBI with me," Dib stated proudly.
"Yourth Presioth Ruff RE Ri Areth no match forth Zimth!" Zim screamed.
Then out of nowhere the three FBI agents came down, tired of Gir's crazy antics and soapy waffles. They stared at the alien wide-eyed, then in a flash of lighting Zim had his disguise on. "Hey! Where did he go and you are you?" the FBI agents curiously asked.
"I'm Zimph!" Zim yelled proudly.
"He's the alien! You know, the alien that's going to destroy all mankind," Dib said panicking.
The FBI agents stared at Dib like a deer stares at a car and they started leaving. "Wait! Don't go!" Dib yelled and he ran in front of them.
"Why not? There's no alien here and we're bored," FBI agent 3 whined.
Dib was in disbelief. After six hours of convincing them about Zim they were still going to leave. "You can't leave! What about Earth, mankind, and the alien?" Dib yelled.
"Look! There's no alien just a green kid. So were leaving!" The FBI agents yelled furiously.
Zim smiled in victory and stepped into the portal with Gir. "Goodbye waffles," Gir said waving.
"Seeth youth laterth, Dibmonketyh," Zim said waving and they vanished. Dib just stared. The FBI had left and Earth was doomed.
"This isth greath Girth now to theth President," Zim stated happily. They saw the President in all his Presiedenty glory. Unfortunately, Zim captured the President and was about to blast him into smithereens! Gir took the portal control remote thingy and started pressing buttons. Beep, beep, the device went crazy and kaboom!Sparks shot everywhere. Zim tried to get control of the situation when the Secret Service came barging in.
Without thinking Zim grabbed Gir and jumped into the portal and they were gone. Gir smiled happily at his master. Zim was angry and he grabbed the remote away. "Aw, my remote," Gir whined.
"Youth ruinedth myth plans, Girth," Zim mumbled angrily. Gir looked at his master blankly.
The End?
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