Disclamer: I OWN NOTHING!!!! i know i suck, this is just to get ideas of my chest, so LEAVE ME BE!!!!!
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Will woke up with a jerking headache. He stopped for a moment. What had he done the night before? He had to many drinks, that's for sure. Oh, that's what he did.
Being a bloody pirate, that's what Will had done. He'd left Elizabeth home all alone, but then again, she hadn't seemed to mind. The more he thought about it, the more he realized that she was always eager to get him out of the house. perhaps it was because he was so often drunk. She didn't mind almost shoving him out the door every night. But that was all about to change.
Will, with Elizabeth's best interests at heart, had decided to surprise her with a romantic boat ride, just the two of them. It would remind them of their better, wilder years when he was sober and she liked spending time with him. He was proud of himself for his perfect and flawless plan. That is, until he saw, IT.
It is most commonly described as an EPG. He was surprised, he couldn't think of a single reason for her to have one(especially because they wouldn't be envented for another couple hundred years). She whatched him come all the way down the stairs before bursting out in tears and trying to speak. When she finally stopped crying long enough for him to understand her, she said those words that no man ever wants to hear with a serious rum hangover, "I'm pregnant!"
He stared at her, absolutely stunned. "But, Elizabeth, we haven't had sex for ten months and three days! How could you be pregnant?"
She was desperatly fighting for composer and when she spoke, her eyes failed to meet his. "Maybe you haven't Will, but I have!"
"WHAT!!!!"
"Yes Will, I couldn't stand it any longer."
"But, with WHO?"
"Well, there was that rooster, but that didn't last long, becauseI kept getting feathers stuck up my ass, and it tickled for days! But, i'm almost positive that it was with him."
"Who, the rooster?"
"NO!!!!"
"Well than who!"
"Jack Sparrow!
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