One of those stupid, pointless and plotless first-thing-in-the- morning fics, I'm afraid. I was bored, and I gave it to Duo!

Warnings; Shoeon ai/ yaoi/ slash, Relena bashing (had to fit that in somewhere......) and totally pointless humor fic. (PG- for languge and........something else.........)

Disclaimer; I OWN NOTHIN'.........Oh, don't rub it in!

'I'm bored....' whispered Duo, into Heero's ear.

'Later Duo,' replied Heero, shooing him away.

'I'm bored.....' Duo annouced, striding into the living room.

'Go away, Maxwell!' hissed a pissed Wufei. He was sitting on the floor, coping an advanced yoga postion off the t.v. The reason he was so pissed was because he looked like he had has head halfway up his ass.

'I'm bored........' Duo sighed, waltzing into Quarte's and Trowa's room.

'Piss off Duo!' whispered Trowa, angerily. 'Quarte's ill, and he doesn't want any visitors!'

'Who's there, Bang Boy?' came Quarte's croaky voice.

'Nobody, Little One,' said Trowa, makind shooing moitions.

Duo wandered towards the phone. He picked up the reciver, grinned and dialed; 01800-ZECHS-LUVS-SEXS.

'Hello' Zechs said as he answered the phone.

'Is your refigarator running?' asked Duo, voice muffled though a tissue.

'Y...........why, yes,' replied a confused Zechs.

'Well, ya better go catch it then!' Duo chortled.

Next, he popped over to Relena's. In his pocket he had a specially prepeared card.

To his surprise, Relena answered the door.

'Oh, hey Relena........here, this is for you......' he giggled, blushing. With that he ran.

Relena looked at the card. It said;

If you want to know what'll keep an idiot busy for hours, turn this card over...........



Relena turned the card over. It said excatly the same. She turned it over again....................(Midnight) ;Yawn; Relena turned the card overfor the millionth time.........

'I'm not bored no more, Hee-koi!'

'Damn, does that mean you don't want to........'

'Oh shit, I'm always up for that!' he replied, throwing himself onto the bed.

Makes no sense? First thing in the morning, no?' R+R!