Major randomness! Be warned! (Rated for what future chapters may contain)
Part 1: Ginny's Love Life
Harry – *Enters room loocking very glum* I'm not sure if you heard or not, but Ginny's got a crush on you.
Ron – What? She's my sister!
Harry – Ron! I wasn't talking to you. That's so totally disgusting, and gross and just plain ew! *sticks out tongue to emphasize ew-ness*
Ron – Well, how was I supposed to know that you weren't talking to me? Next time you're not talking to me, don't stare at me!
Harry – OMG, Ro! You're such an annoying, self-centered biatch!
Ron – *Pouts* Harry that was so freaking mean! How could you possibly say something like that?
Harry – Ron, shut up already, what were you even talking about anyway! Like honestly, you're so freaking random.
Ron – Well, you're more random! You told me that my sister has a crush on me!
Harry - I told you I wasn't talking to you you arse!
Ron – Well who were you talking to?
Harry – Draco!
Ron – Malfoy?
Harry - *Rolls eyes* Do you know any other Dracos?
Ron – OMG! Harry you aren't serious!
Harry - She told me that she likes him, so that's what I told you!
Ron - *In serious voice* Harry, that's terrible.
Harry – It is isn't it?
Ron – Completely.
Harry – Oh well, what are you going to do about it?
Ron – Hmmmmmmmm! Good question! Well, I guess we can poison his pudding!
Harry – That's not very creative of you, you know?
Ron – Eh, if it kills him I don't really care.
Harry - *Laughs* Ron you're so funny *Punches him jokingly on the arm*
Ron - *Punches him back* Why thank you, Harry!
Harry *Punches him again* You're welcome Ron!
*They kiss passionately and then go off to kill Draco*
-End-
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