Major randomness! Be warned! (Rated for what future chapters may contain)


Part 1: Ginny's Love Life

Harry – *Enters room loocking very glum* I'm not sure if you heard or not, but Ginny's got a crush on you.

Ron – What? She's my sister!

Harry – Ron! I wasn't talking to you. That's so totally disgusting, and gross and just plain ew! *sticks out tongue to emphasize ew-ness*

Ron – Well, how was I supposed to know that you weren't talking to me? Next time you're not talking to me, don't stare at me!

Harry – OMG, Ro! You're such an annoying, self-centered biatch!

Ron – *Pouts* Harry that was so freaking mean! How could you possibly say something like that?

Harry – Ron, shut up already, what were you even talking about anyway! Like honestly, you're so freaking random.

Ron – Well, you're more random! You told me that my sister has a crush on me!

Harry - I told you I wasn't talking to you you arse!

Ron – Well who were you talking to?

Harry – Draco!

Ron – Malfoy?

Harry - *Rolls eyes* Do you know any other Dracos?

Ron – OMG! Harry you aren't serious!

Harry - She told me that she likes him, so that's what I told you!

Ron - *In serious voice* Harry, that's terrible.

Harry – It is isn't it?

Ron – Completely.

Harry – Oh well, what are you going to do about it?

Ron – Hmmmmmmmm! Good question! Well, I guess we can poison his pudding!

Harry – That's not very creative of you, you know?

Ron – Eh, if it kills him I don't really care.

Harry - *Laughs* Ron you're so funny *Punches him jokingly on the arm*

Ron - *Punches him back* Why thank you, Harry!

Harry *Punches him again* You're welcome Ron!

*They kiss passionately and then go off to kill Draco*

-End-

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