Hey y'all! So, I'm back with a collection of Minecraft YouTuber one-shots. And they're awesome. I think. Maybe? Anyway. A lot of it is Yogscast, some of it is Team Crafted, with a little bit of others in between. Enjoy! Also, some of these stories are canon with each other, and some aren't.
Also, sometimes the characters will call each other by their real names, and sometimes by their Minecraft names. Just go with it.
Disclaimer: I don't own YouTube, any of the YouTubers, or Minecraft.
"Hello, and welcome to YogLabs. Simon, how are you doing today?"
"I'm good," Honeydew said, looking around. "So, what are we doing today?"
"Well, you see, there's been a slight problem…"
"Let me guess," said Honeydew. "When you say there's been a slight problem, you mean there's been an enormous disaster involving the total destruction of Minecraftia?"
"Well, yes, actually," Xephos said, feigning surprise. "How did you know?"
Honeydew rolled his eyes. "Lucky guess."
"So, anyway, remember those bees from the Jaffa Factory?" asked Xephos.
Honeydew rolled his eyes again. "Yes," he sighed. "Then everything just got boring."
"Well, they got mad that we abandoned them, so they got into one of Duncan's experiments, and now they're on a rampage."
"Xephos, they're tiny bees," Honeydew pointed out.
"Like I said, they got into one of Duncan's experiments. Now they're giant mutant thingies." The spaceman/scientist gestured wildly.
"Oh."
"Yeah."
"Right, so, go to that chest over there…" Xephos pointed. Honeydew went over to it and opened it.
"What's all this?"
"Well, we've been working on some technologically powered magic wands, so…"
Just then, a buzzing noise came from outside. Honeydew glanced nervously at his friend.
"Um, Lewis?"
"It's fine, it's fine."
"No, Lewis, there's just a bunch of crumpled paper!"
Xephos blinked. "What?"
"Yeah! Wait, one has writing on it… It says 'lol ur ded'…"
Xephos stared blankly for a second. Then he said, "Well, we'll have to use the backup protocol. It should be in that chest, right over there."
Honeydew ambled over there. There wasn't anything in there.
Xephos sighed. "One last resort…"
He went to the middle of the room, which had a dirt block there. He dug down, revealing a ladder. Honeydew followed him down to the bottom, until they found a dimly lit room with a chest in it.
"Open it," Xephos told his dwarf friend.
Honeydew complied. A slow smile spread across his face.
"You know what this means?" Xephos asked.
Honeydew grinned, holding up a slightly worn diamond pickaxe. "Diggy diggy hole!"
Well, hope you liked it! R&R as usual! I'll be making more of these if y'all want me to!
