A/N: To the general tune of 'Jingle Bells' I do not own any of the things mentioned in this song, or the tune to the song. Also, the fifth verse is not intended to be offensive to any party and is meant in good fun.
I am tall and straight,
my hair's of shining gold,
my face is fair and young-
or so I've been told!
Fearless, full of joy,
eyes are bright and clean,
music in my voice, I'm wise, and
in my hand is strength!
I'm Glorfindel, Glorfindel,
a Balrog, I've slain!
Arwen stole
my horse to ride,
but it worked out okay, hey!
Glorfindel, Glorfindel,
I helped save the day!
I am Seen and Unseen, too,
how sad for the Ring Wraiths!
Riding Asfaloth,
I saved Frodo's life,
kept him from the Ring Wraiths
with my brilliant light.
The horse gleamed in the dark,
and my cloak streamed behind,
my golden hair flowed, shimmering,
wasn't that a sight?
I'm Glorfindel, Glorfindel,
do you not recall?
At Fornost,
I prophesied
about the Witch-King's fall, hey!
Glorfindel, Glorfindel,
don't forget my name
just because in the movies
my part was rearranged!
Fangirls, hear my voice,
there's something I must say:
that Erestor and I
have never been engaged.
Now, this might be a shock,
but I've better things to do
than flirt with all the Elvish lads
and kiss the Mary Sues.
I'm Glorfindel, Glorfindel,
yes, the very same.
I can heal
and prophesy,
so I deserve some fame, hey!
Glorfindel, Glorfindel,
awesome as the rest!
I'm as good as the main cast,
and probably the best!
