Guy All The Ozzies Want!
Yaoi! 1x2! DONT LIKE DONT READ BUT PLEASE READ ANYWAYS! Duo's POV Parody of Girl All The Bad Guys Want!
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8 o'clock, Friday night and I'm waitin'
To finally smooch a guy a whole lot cooler than me.
His name is Heero, he's a soldier with a Gundam Wing,
He likes to blow up, but I'm not quite sure what that means.
And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
But he's glaring at me!
Cause he's on his laptop
Steamin on 44. magnums
Listenin to me babble
Omea o korosu is what it defies
It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Heero dontcha shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the Ozzies want.
He's the guy all the Ozzies want!
He likes missions and I like relaxing
His laptop's full of e-mails from scientists MAD
He wonders if I still have this braid when I'm forty!
He'll never know that I'm the best he's had
And when he walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
But he's glaring at me!
Cause he's on his laptop
Steamin on 44. magnums
Listenin to me babble
Omea o korosu is what it defies!
He likes them without a mustache
Clean shaven all the way
Drivin in a Moblie Suit
Does a weapon make a man?
It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Heero doncha shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the Guy all the Ozzies Want.
He's the guy all the Ozzies Want!
He's the guy all the Ozzies Want!
He's the guy all the Ozzies Want!
There he goes again
With spandex on, and chocolate brown in his hair
He tried break my heart, But I wanna be with Heero
Is that so hard to ask of my life?
Now I am doing the glaring
Goin on his laptop
Looking at 44.magnums
Omea o korosu is what I defy
I don't have a mustache
But I'm clean shaven all the way
All I wants my Heero...Heero...Heero...
It's like a bad movie
He is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Heero doncha shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the guy all the Ozzies Want!
He's the guy all the Ozzies want!
He's the guy all the Ozzies want!
He's the guy all the Ozzies want!
He's the guy all the Ozzies want!
(There he goes again)
He's the guy all the Ozzies want!
He's the guy all the Ozzies want!
(There he goes again)
He's the guy all the Ozzies want!
He's the guy all the Ozzies want!
Owari!
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