Guy All The Ozzies Want!

Yaoi! 1x2! DONT LIKE DONT READ BUT PLEASE READ ANYWAYS! Duo's POV Parody of Girl All The Bad Guys Want!

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8 o'clock, Friday night and I'm waitin'

To finally smooch a guy a whole lot cooler than me.

His name is Heero, he's a soldier with a Gundam Wing,

He likes to blow up, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when he walks,

All the wind blows and the angels sing.

But he's glaring at me!

Cause he's on his laptop

Steamin on 44. magnums

Listenin to me babble

Omea o korosu is what it defies

It's like a bad movie

He is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Heero dontcha shoot me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the guy all the Ozzies want.

He's the guy all the Ozzies want!

He likes missions and I like relaxing

His laptop's full of e-mails from scientists MAD

He wonders if I still have this braid when I'm forty!

He'll never know that I'm the best he's had

And when he walks,

All the wind blows and the angels sing.

But he's glaring at me!

Cause he's on his laptop

Steamin on 44. magnums

Listenin to me babble

Omea o korosu is what it defies!

He likes them without a mustache

Clean shaven all the way

Drivin in a Moblie Suit

Does a weapon make a man?

It's like a bad movie

He is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Heero doncha shoot me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the Guy all the Ozzies Want.

He's the guy all the Ozzies Want!

He's the guy all the Ozzies Want!

He's the guy all the Ozzies Want!

There he goes again

With spandex on, and chocolate brown in his hair

He tried break my heart, But I wanna be with Heero

Is that so hard to ask of my life?

Now I am doing the glaring

Goin on his laptop

Looking at 44.magnums

Omea o korosu is what I defy

I don't have a mustache

But I'm clean shaven all the way

All I wants my Heero...Heero...Heero...

It's like a bad movie

He is lookin' through me

If you were me, then you'd be

Screamin' "Heero doncha shoot me!"

As I fail miserably,

Tryin' to get the guy all the Ozzies Want!

He's the guy all the Ozzies want!

He's the guy all the Ozzies want!

He's the guy all the Ozzies want!

He's the guy all the Ozzies want!

(There he goes again)

He's the guy all the Ozzies want!

He's the guy all the Ozzies want!

(There he goes again)

He's the guy all the Ozzies want!

He's the guy all the Ozzies want!

Owari!


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