Coffin Hogger
New Guy
Chapter 1: Assistance Needed
Hey there I started getting into the mood for typing Kuroshitsuji stuff again but I've got just about no idea on what to type for The Unusual Siblings so I decided to type a long running idea kinda thing I've had for a while. It's all about Undertaker getting a special someone so that should make the Undertaker fans sorta kinda happy with me~
Warning Label
This Fanfictions contains Violence/ BxB/ Sexual stuffages/ inappropriate language. Read at your own expense and don't come crying to me if u don't like it.
;3 Chapter Start C:
It is a fairly boring day for once at the Undertaker's parlor and he found himself to be quite bored. The young earl Ciel Phantomhive struts into his parlor, with his chin held high and his chest puffed up to look intimidating and important, and is followed by his demonic butler that is smiling away with his usual smile. Ciel blinks in surprise to see The Undertaker out in the open and laying on one of his many coffins rather than slinking about trying to scare people. The Undertaker sighs boredly and sits up slowly.
"And what can I do u for this dreary morning my young earl?" His voice is dreary and seems to have lost its joy. Ciel steps back slightly and looks to Sebastian in concern who in turn steps up to the Undertaker.
"Is something the matter?" Sebastian's voice is slightly calculating as he looks at the Undertaker for the answer. He chuckles emptily as he looks at Sebastian.
"I seem to have finally lost all of my excitement…" Sebastian blinks in confusion at the response given to him.
"I'm afraid that I don't quite understand…" The Undertaker chuckles lightly but still emptily.
"I'm saying all of the entertainment I once found in this world is finally gone. I'm finally noticing just how bitterly alone I am and how useless I am…" The Undertaker sighs and lays back on his coffin again. "Nothin' but empty corpses and a dusty shop to keep me company…" Sebastian looks to Ciel with concern. Ceil looks back at him with a look that says 'do something you idiot'. Sebastian then sighs and looks back to the Undertaker.
"Might I suggest getting an assistant? Keeping someone around to help you with the shop might just be the… 'thrill?' you require." The Undertaker looks up at him in slight interest.
"An assistant you say? But who would want to work with me among the dead?" Sebastian puts a hand to his chin and scrunches his brow as he thinks and Ciel sighs loudly to get both of their attentions.
"If you were to add a small section to the papers saying that you are hiring or put a sign in front of your shop then I'm sure someone would come to take the job. England is short of jobs for its surplus of people. I'm sure any number of England's jobless people would be willing to work here with you for any amount you would pay them." Ciel raises his chin in his proud glow of actually knowing something of the matter. Sebastian looks to the Undertaker again.
"My young master is correct. There are plenty of people that would be more than willing to come work for you here." The Undertaker pauses then nods sitting up again.
"I suppose you are correct. Now, about the most recent bodies." He seems to have become a little more enthusiastic. Ciel and Sebastian both sigh in relief at having broken up the awkward tension of having the Undertaker depressed. "Each one of them seems to have been hit repeatedly with a blunt object to the base of their spines before being brutally beaten in the backs of their heads." Sebastian and Ciel frown and listen intently.
"Why would he go to such an extent to cripple them as such?" Ciel asks confusedly.
"I would suppose that it has something to do with the killer's rush from the chase~ That never lasting thrill that makes your blood boil with excitement~" The Undertaker giggles a bit regaining more of his old self as he talks to them. Sebastian puts his hand to his chin in thought.
"The killer first picks his victim from off the street then instills fear into them by stalking and then gradually makes his moves closer until he chases them into a corner and beats them to death with a metal pipe…"
"But why a metal pipe?" Ciel questions confusedly and Sebastian nods.
"It might be of personal effects that he kills in this way~" The Undertaker giggles lightly and Sebastian nods.
"Yes, I suppose you could be right, and if that is the case then we have a habitual killer that should be easy enough to catch now that we know his preferences and local kill spot." Ciel smirks.
"Then I'll leave the rest to you Sebastian~" He has a slight twinkle in his eye that makes Sebastian smirk as well as he bows down on one knee.
"Yes, My lord~" They two of them then leave the Undertaker's parlor and the Undertaker himself to slide back into lonely silence.
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The Undertaker sighs as he puts up a small wooden sign saying 'Assistance needed' the paint is dripped a bit to look more scary and there is a small cute black skull painted off to the side because he got bored.
"Will this even work?" He mumbles to himself as he walks back into his parlor and gets to work fixing up a few of his coffins as he waits for anything to happen.
;3 Fin Of Chapter C:
Hey guys I hope u liked this fanfiction chapter and I hope I can keep the inspiration to keep typing it for a while longer~
